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    Greatest WTF Films Ever!

    So there are a few films I've puchased, then watched, then went, "What the holy fuck biscuits was that?!?!". Since I like buying movies, I've purchased quite a few that I had heard about, but had never actually seen before. So the folowing are three films I now own, that after watching, all I could do is shake my head, slap my face, and say, "What the fuck?"

    Irreversible

    And people say that Requim for a Dream is depressing! Wow, the backwards, "Memento", style narrative make the movie all the more difficult, and I'm sorry Bryan, watching the rape scene is in no way a turn on. Also, I pray I never end up in a bar called "The Rectum".

    I Spit on Your Grave

    Dear fucking lord, what a fucked up loaf this movie is. Wait until the bathtub scene for the ultimate, "WTF?" moment in the entire film. Just a big 'ol pile of rape, this movie is! It would have worked slightly better if her revenge had been satisfying. Unfortunately, "satisfying" and "I Spit on Your Grave" are 2 things that should never be in the same sentence.

    Thriller: A Cruel Picture

    Child molestation?
    Check!
    Actual eye being gashed by a scapel?
    Check!
    Gratuitous shots of porn tossed into the film for no reason?
    Check!
    A car chase involving just one car?
    Check!
    The slowest god damned slow-mo gun fight ever to be put on celluloid?
    Check!
    And lets not forget all the wonderful rape, suicide, and awful p.o.v. camera shots!

    This film deserves something huge, I'm just not sure what exactly it should be.

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    <OSo, what else do you peoples got?</O
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  • #2
    Insert Takeshi Miike film here.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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    • #3
      I don't own anything from him, but yeah, I've seen Dead or Alive and Ichi, and they are more worthy than ever.
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      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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      • #4
        I'd also say:

        Freaked (it's awesome, but how in the fuck did this movie ever get greenlit?)

        Versus (this movie is just fucking dumb for the most part)
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          I know not of this "Versus" you speak of.
          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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          • #6
            http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0275773/

            It's kind of cool, but goes on for way too long.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Ah, Japanese. I should have known.
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • #8
                Yep. I'm sure Nerdious will come in and speak of its awesomeness. But it's just too damn long. IT's like a Japanese Evil Dead 2, with no Bruce Campbell and goes on for 2 hours.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  hahaha, i've never seen versus. although, i do know about it. the plot is so fucking out there, it's basically sword wielding yakuza versus zombies.

                  here's my list in regards to movies that were just fucking insane:

                  ichi the killer
                  three extremes
                  cashern
                  meatball machine
                  the machine girl
                  battle royale

                  notice how they're all asian movies...
                  The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                  • #10
                    Battle Royale is not a WTF film in the same way Ichi is. Not even close. IT's a great film.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #11
                      i never said it was. it was just the amount of violence that was portrayed that made me think of it.

                      ichi is just fucking insane period. just the opening sequence makes me shudder.
                      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                      • #12
                        Ok Ari, no more Podcaust for you during work. As I was getting ready to leave early right now I get a phone call asking for help because you didnt complete the task that was handed to you by Phil but I see you had time to put this thread together.

                        Burn buddy, thank you! Podcaust is evil I tell you!
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                        • #13
                          Oh snap!
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            This is good shit...Scoots putting Ari on blast via the 'caust.

                            Clan of the Cave Bear...WTF.
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                            • #15
                              I'd like to put a couple of studio pictures in here:

                              Funny Games and 12 Monkeys (because that cyclical ending is one for the ages).
                              Me quick one want slow

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