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  • #91
    Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
    Like, how much over are we talking? I drink milk up to three days past the expiration date because I'm a hard-dicked cop who refuses to play by the rules.
    Actually, it was Lactaid (for the wife, not me), and that shit's got a ridiculous shelf life. The sell by date hadn't passed yet, but if it's open too long it gets sour, which this stuff was. I determined that by taste/smell, not by the date on the bottle.


    [Hangs Head in Shame]
    I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.


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    • #92
      Oh, yeah, I don't mess with Lactaid.
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
        Like, how much over are we talking? I drink milk up to three days past the expiration date because I'm a hard-dicked cop who refuses to play by the rules.

        "Mmmmm, chunky."

        I accidentally took a swig of curdled milk in elementary school when I went to get a cafeteria breakfast. Never forget.
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #94
          I used to like Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch until I found the light that is Reese's Puffs. All the great peanut butter taste without the sandblasting to the roof of your mouth.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Guy Meatdrapes View Post
            *unzips Ceej's pants*

            *runs out of the room*
            Reading this, I just pictured Rob doing a Chandler-esque running, slipping and almost falling at the door kind of thing.
            Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy

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