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  • #61
    Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
    Deep Blue Sea.

    Does LL cook another omelet ever again? I MUST KNOW
    Originally posted by Theodore Moistington III View Post
    HIS HAT IS LIKE A SHARK FIN.

    So yes.
    He does, and eventually gets his own cooking show. Paula Deen guest hosts, and LL's heart explodes sometime later due to increased cholesterol from her butter fried omelet du jour. As his brain loses oxygen, his last thought is "Least I didn't die a punk, like McCallister or Franklin."

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    • #62
      Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
      Oh yeah. I'm going there.

      The Shawshank Redemption - Andy and Red reunite on that beach.

      GO...
      Rehashing prison hijinx...

      Long windy walks...

      and anal.

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      • #63
        Originally posted by V View Post
        and anal.
        I hope...
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #64
          Originally posted by V View Post
          Rehashing prison hijinx...

          Long windy walks...

          and anal.
          That's the deleted "Whatever happened to the rest of Andy and Red's buddies?" scene actually.
          Originally posted by Ari
          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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          • #65
            Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
            That's the deleted "Whatever happened to the rest of Andy and Red's buddies?" scene actually.
            I'm pretty sure that William Sadler's character pulls a Piers Anthony and becomes Death.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Matt View Post
              I hope...
              *to the sound of balls slapping*

              "Remember... when you... got us those beers? Oh God, that's tight!"

              "Uhnnnnn! Yep... sure do. Faster... oh, please... FASTER!"

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              • #67
                I will say before anyone even throws it out there. No way in Hell would any judge or jury convict Mills after offing John Doe in Seven. Will he spend the rest of his life in therapy and/or on drugs, alcohol, etc.? Absolutely, but he won't spend em behind bars.
                Originally posted by Ari
                The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                • #68
                  I want Mills to become Jigsaw.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Theodore Moistington III View Post
                    I want Mills to become Jigsaw.
                    <3 it.
                    "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                    • #70
                      I want Mills to become Dirty Harry.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • #71
                        Mills became that universe's Punisher.

                        EM

                        EYE

                        ELL

                        ELL

                        ESS

                        FUCK OFF

                        Jigsaw is/was/will always be an overdramatic twatwaffle.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #72
                          I'd like to think that Kevin Spacey and Frank Whaley become a successful producing partnership after 'Swimming with Sharks' ends.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #73
                            Mills, psychologically unhinged after killing the murderer of his wife, loses his sense of identity, and believes himself to be Death incarnate. He wanders for awhile, eventually meeting a young woman named Susan at a coffee shop, where the two hit it off. Unfortunately, sometime after meeting her, he is struck by not one, but two cars.

                            Then he meets Anthony Hopkins. Hijinks ensue.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                              Mills became that universe's Punisher.

                              EM

                              EYE

                              ELL

                              ELL

                              ESS

                              FUCK OFF

                              Jigsaw is/was/will always be an overdramatic twatwaffle.
                              He also learned his lesson and started actually reading books instead of getting a patrolman to buy him some fucking Cliff Notes.

                              Yes, even that "piece of shit" by Dante was read.

                              He even goes to poker nights with the security guards at the public library.

                              And he drives a volvo. A beige one.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post

                                Jigsaw is/was/will always be an overdramatic twatwaffle.

                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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