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    Spitcurlin'

    Gangsta walkin'

    Watch is ballin'

    THIS AIN'T YO DADDY'S SUPERMAN
    Me quick one want slow

  • #2
    As long as he's not Singer's Superman, I'm good.
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    • #3
      he looks like a dickbag
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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      • #4
        Somehow they make Superman worse. I imagine the conversation was "can we make Kent look like one of Patrick Bateman's asshole associates? Yes? GREAT!"

        EDIT: To clarify I would be much more interested in a Superman where Kent was a boss ass prick because HES FUCKING SUPERMAN

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        • #5
          Hey! The spitcurl doesn't look like an "S"! IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN "S"!! FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!

          My work here is done! ANAL-RETENTIVE BOY, AWAY!!!!!!!

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          • #6
            According to Empire, this appears to be another take on the origin story (!) arriving 6 years after the last one with a villain we've already seen in a Superman film (!!)

            Will there be backlash for this film's once more unto the origin approach or is it getting a pass because of Nolan and Snyder's promise of "awesome" results?
            "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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            • #7
              Forget it Bobby, it's Spidey-hate-town.

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              • #8
                Mad Supermen. MAN. Mad SuperMAN.
                "The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're, like, a mile away. But if you get inside their circle, they will maul you." - Anonymous

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bobby Bear View Post
                  According to Empire, this appears to be another take on the origin story (!) arriving 6 years after the last one with a villain we've already seen in a Superman film (!!)

                  Will there be backlash for this film's once more unto the origin approach or is it getting a pass because of Nolan and Snyder's promise of "awesome" results?
                  Since the last time we got his origin story on the silver screen was...30+ years ago, they'll just make the argument movie-goers these days are due for a newer interpretation. And since Superman Returns (a movie I personally love) was met with a "Meh!" impression, it's not like people are emotionally attached to Brandon Routh in that role like they are/were with Christopher Reeve or Tobey Maguire as the web-slinger.

                  So the answer is no.
                  Originally posted by Ari
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                  • #10
                    Good or bad, I sense that the film will flop.

                    Why?

                    Because people are seriously getting burnt out on superhero films. Factor in the OH GOD IT'S ANOTHER ORIGIN STORY factor and the REEVE'S SUPERMAN WILL NOT BE TOPPED general sense from everyone that I personally know...we'll see what happens.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
                      he looks like a dickbag
                      This will be the greatest superhero film of the year

                      ALL YEARS

                      (The bottle Johnny Walker IS Superman!)
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                      • #12
                        If there are actual action bits, I will not give a fuck.

                        Stalker Superman was the most repressed fucking Superman ever. This is counting the Punch Drunk Love theory version. His balls had fallen off from prolonged exposure to kryptonite.

                        SuperBateman?

                        HE LOOKS FUCKING BADASS.

                        I will smile. I will cry. I will use the joy and happy tears to ruin the movie-going experience for those in the range of my gasmrays.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Neckbeard # 48921
                          He looks more like Bruce Wayne than Clark Kent.

                          He's not wholesome enough for Kent. He looks like he might fuck all your daughters when you're not looking.
                          AWWWWWWWYEAAAAAAAAHHHH
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                          • #14
                            WB is going to shit in your mouths in September when the big shit starts leaking.
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                            • #15
                              I hate it when you're so fucking coy.

                              Also, unless this movie has Supes actually doing something like fighting robots or something I'll pass.
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