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Old 05-15-2008, 09:42 AM
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Per Rob's request I will make my "Mad Skillz" known...
First things first, I am from South Africa and moved here about 9 years ago, with my family?
I have been in computers for the past 22 years... had my first one built when I was 10 and it wasn't pretty...but it worked. I realized that its kinda fun and exciting, and continued to explore / explode various components.

Now on to the details? for those of you that care.
I am Microsoft, I-Net+, Network+, A+ and IBM certified and a CIW Associate. I hold 3 AAS Degrees in Network Support Specialist, Network Systems Engineer, Software Engineer. Furthermore I hold 2 Bachelors in Science degrees in IT and Computer Science? Phew that should cover most of it.

There I?ve said my bit. Now, how can I help you?
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:43 AM
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Bragger!

Haha, kidding kidding.

This guy knows his shit. And he sounds nothing like Leo Dicaprio in Blood Diamond.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:49 AM
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Welcome to the best place ever
Holy crap you do know alot, I feel like the kid who rides the short bus listening to you talk hahaaha
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:53 AM
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Oh he's been here from the beginning. In fact, he's the one that took my ideas and turned them into this forum and main site. He's just a lazy bastard who doesn't like to post.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:58 AM
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Well now i have a reason for living... and its to serve the members of teh PodCaust!!!!!!11!1
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:59 AM
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And even with all of his insane knowledge, even he can't resist typing "Teh" and !!!1111!!

Hah.
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And even with all of his insane knowledge, even he can't resist typing "Teh" and !!!1111!!
Wow now i can finally step out of the short bus... Thanks Alwyn
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:05 AM
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Its with purpose... I got the "teh" from you and "teh mainframe" and the !!!11!! is to show my extreme eagerness to help... lolz
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:06 AM
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Don't be haxxoring teh mainframe!111!!!

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Old 05-15-2008, 10:14 AM
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hack the gibson!
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:17 AM
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We got a single user online and the workload is enough for like 50 people. I think we got a hacker.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:30 AM
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I'll check into it... *flies off*
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Old 05-15-2008, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Alwyn
Per Rob's request I will make my "Mad Skillz" known...
First things first, I am from South Africa and moved here about 9 years ago, with my family?
I have been in computers for the past 22 years... had my first one built when I was 10 and it wasn't pretty...but it worked. I realized that its kinda fun and exciting, and continued to explore / explode various components.

Now on to the details? for those of you that care.
I am Microsoft, I-Net+, Network+, A+ and IBM certified and a CIW Associate. I hold 3 AAS Degrees in Network Support Specialist, Network Systems Engineer, Software Engineer. Furthermore I hold 2 Bachelors in Science degrees in IT and Computer Science? Phew that should cover most of it.

There I?ve said my bit. Now, how can I help you?

and why aren't you working at google? did you know that they feed their employees gourmet foods for free? my friend works at the kirkland office in washington and as an intern, he's getting paid bank. makes me sad...
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Old 05-15-2008, 02:48 PM
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ZING!

It's because he needs his green card first.

Soon man, soon. And I'll just ride his coattails. Lolz..
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Old 05-15-2008, 02:56 PM
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doh. get on that quick sirs. google is about to take over the world!

ok here's a question for you, what's your favorite and least favorite programming language? and how far can you get/have you gotten inhack this site!?
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Old 05-15-2008, 08:27 PM
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I like the VB stuff, the .NET suite, but so far I like the C# the most... I know it?s all M$ technologies but thats the world we live in so... deal with it. I find it amusing that people that get to know me jump to the h4x0ring side of things, don?t get me wrong I LIKE the dark side, I am often deep within their realms, but I also like to fix things... I guess if you want to break it down to more simple terms I would probably be classified as a white hat. I have been getting myself mixed up in XML and HXTML... its ok... i wanna get into the old languages tho... like cobol, and maybe ruby
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Old 05-15-2008, 08:29 PM
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Per Rob's request I will make my "Mad Skillz" known...
First things first, I am from South Africa and moved here about 9 years ago, with my family…
I have been in computers for the past 22 years... had my first one built when I was 10 and it wasn't pretty...but it worked. I realized that its kinda fun and exciting, and continued to explore / explode various components.

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I am Microsoft, I-Net+, Network+, A+ and IBM certified and a CIW Associate. I hold 3 AAS Degrees in Network Support Specialist, Network Systems Engineer, Software Engineer. Furthermore I hold 2 Bachelors in Science degrees in IT and Computer Science… Phew that should cover most of it.

There I’ve said my bit. Now, how can I help you?
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and why aren't you working at google? did you know that they feed their employees gourmet foods for free? my friend works at the kirkland office in washington and as an intern, he's getting paid bank. makes me sad...
I will be expanding my horizons soon... i have some unfinished business with the USCIS... *growls and curses*
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:59 AM
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Dude, your avatar is awesome and it scares me.
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:01 AM
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Dude, your avatar is awesome and it scares me.
it's meant to scare the non-working computers... they fear me....
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:12 AM
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