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  • #16
    Nice one.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #17
      Sure, why not. I would have also acceped Rob as the mad scientist from Freaked.
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #18
        That picture belongs in the photoshop thread. For posterity.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #19
          Wow. Who knew the stupidity inherent in the Skip Scrambler lawsuit in Arrested Development would become a reality.

          And the stupidity would be in the form of an humanoid.

          I bet George Lucas doesn't eat at Denny's. Otherwise he wouldn't have that sodium-deficient goiter/eggsack on his face.
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #20
            I'm not going to read the case but does it involve the Moons over my Hammy?
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #21
              YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT MOONS OVER MY HAMMY.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #22
                Only way I can eat Denny's is if I'm high/drunk and failed miserably at the party/club/bar/pool.

                And I'm in South Padre.

                And in walking distance of the shitshack.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #23
                  Their seasoned fries and mayo got me through so many drug addled nights back in the day.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #24
                    I'd have to be high to do that.
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • #25
                      Wasn't there also another fat fuck who sued McDonald's because he had no idea eating a supersize order of french fries everyday would make him a diabetic fat fuck?

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                      • #26
                        Ah the days when I'd hit the Gower Gulch Denny's after industrial dancing. Weird times they were.
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #27
                          Fuck me.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #28
                            Ok B_Metal, explain. This sorta shit didn't happen when I lived in Houston.
                            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Hbarr View Post
                              Ok B_Metal, explain. This sorta shit didn't happen when I lived in Houston.
                              If that's at the jail downtown near UofH-downtown I'm not surprised. When I was finishing my bachelor's degree there were escapes from that very jail all the time. Taking night classes back then (about 4 years ago) was like playing russian roulette. So I guess I'm really not surprised.

                              Lets all be honest though, who wants to dig through fat folds for weapons?
                              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                              • #30
                                Not I. Doesn't sound like much has changed (in regards to UHD). I did 2 semesters there in 93.
                                We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                                - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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