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  • #15031
    Cat Bitch makes the movie.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #15032
      So last night I watched Freejack. Pure sci-fi cheese from the early 90's. The concept is so wonderfully ridiculous that my mind had to slap itself to keep from melting.

      Also, some epic use of early CG on the ending. Some pretty awful blue screen FX were in use too.

      Watched Barton Fink a few night ago. I loved the all too real look at Hollywood and the dolts who run shit. Wasn't my favorite Coen film, but Goodman coming out of the elevator at the end with the flames was fantastic. Also, dug the shot of Barton's life literally going down the drain.

      Watched a film that makes Freejack look like fucking Casablanca: Mutant Hunt.

      There was a hunt, but no mutants. Awesome. I love it when a film title doesn't even match up to the movie. This movie was pretty much made for Rob.
      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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      • #15033
        Effing 'Freejack'. I guess Anthony Hopkins had a free week or something?
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #15034
          Originally posted by Ari View Post
          I was disappoint with Super 8 and my disappoint all started with that ridiculous train crash. That crash was in the wrong fucking movie.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #15035
            I'M READY FOR DAT HIIIIIIIIIT BETWEEN DA EEEEYEZ.

            always loved that Scorpions song.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #15036
              Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
              The train wreck, truck explosion, and station explosion were so over the top that when I saw the car was fine, the camera only had a crack, and no one was injured I couldn't believe it. Then the fucker in the truck survived! Give me a break!
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • #15037
                dude, aliens.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #15038
                  Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                  dude, Ke$ha.
                  Makes sense.
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #15039
                    Solid logic.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #15040
                      Finished HP & half-blood. Pretty cool. Little long. Ingrid balled her eyes out.
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #15041
                        Freejack?

                        Mick Jagger was a bad motherfucker. Dave Johannsen looked like he just stepped out of his Ghost of X-Mas Past cab.

                        That movie is all sorts of retarded. Like a shitty 80's sci-fi movie (usually seen again on MST3K) with a budget big enough for RED SWAT TANKS!!!

                        That movie had everything, man. Except intentionally good things.


                        I started up Nekkid Lunch last night. Just the last thirty minutes or so to go, but it is fucking wonderful. Hooray for typewriter bugs with talking assholes.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #15042
                          Originally posted by Nathan View Post
                          Ingrid balled her eyes out.
                          WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER???

                          (it's 'bawled', by the way)
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #15043
                            Originally posted by Matt View Post
                            (it's 'bawled', by the way)

                            Noted.
                            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                            • #15044
                              Only the Japanese could come up with a way to ball their eyes out...

                              Typical Japanese body-modding.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #15045
                                Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                                Only the Japanese could come up with a way to ball their eyes out...

                                Typical Japanese body-modding.
                                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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