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  • i'd fight my way...

    through the enrichment center for aperture science laboratories, for a change to have cake with you. even if the cake was a lie.

    post your nerdy pick up lines.







    i might or might not use them when hitting on a girl. although, the chance of me hitting on a girl is 33.23, repeating, of course.
    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

  • #2
    I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long
    "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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    • #3
      You know what's 12 inches and white? Nothin'.
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #4
        Points to anyone who knows where I got that.
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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        • #5
          You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
          "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

          "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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          • #6
            I'll show you the best 30 seconds of your life. Afterwards, Mr Franklin and all his friends here will be yours.
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef View Post
              I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long
              Not nerdy, and would never work.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rob View Post
                Not nerdy, and would never work.
                What pick-up lines actually do work? None that I am aware of.
                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                • #9
                  nerdy, guys. nerdy.

                  i'd run through every level, bop every goomba, and storm each castle, just to catch a glimpse of you.
                  The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                  • #10
                    you just made me level up in my pants. ok that's pretty wrong. hahaha.
                    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                    • #11
                      You know what works:

                      "Hi, I'm [insert your name here] I noticed you enjoy [insert common interest here] and I find that neat/cool/rad/boss/tubular/radical/bodacious/sweet/fucking sweet/totally awesome/goddamn exhilarating/orgasmically pleasing/cool/fantastical/hot tranny mess/hot fierce mess/etc. Would you like to grab a drink or maybe a smoke or maybe play a multiplayer game of Advanced Wars DS [all depends on who you are hitting on] and talk more about it?"

                      or

                      "Hi. My name is Buck, and I like to fuck."

                      Either, or.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        I'll crank up my Piston Honda and polish up my Bald Bull to show you that I'm Kid Dyanamite.

                        Better?
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • #13
                          hot tranny mess
                          this disturbed me a little.
                          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                          • #14
                            I'll be your Brock Samson if you'll be my Molotov Cocktease.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              Heres one for you Nerdious

                              What do you say we go back to my room and do some math:
                              Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
                              "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                              "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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