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  • #16
    Why the fuck did you see Avatar in 2D?

    You might as well fuck a completely-burned-by-acid-and-quadraplegic Monica Belluci while using a winter tire as a condom while you were at it.
    BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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    • #17
      Because he hates fun. And would rather watch the History of Math.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #18
        Like I've said, the 25 minutes worth of clips at Comic-Con did not wow me like it did for some people. Ari will confirm that I was already meh'ing about it back then.
        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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        • #19
          But was that in 3D too?
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #20
            No. I love fun.

            If Avatar was given the Shrek 4D experience, it would be fucking buckets. But since it was not and I didn't receive a complementary fellatio, it wasn't that amazing.

            Math is fun. Fun for AZNs.
            The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
              But was that in 3D too?
              Yes, indeedy.
              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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              • #22
                So. 'Book of Eli'.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #23
                  Is gonna tank probably.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Matt View Post
                    So. 'Book of Eli'.
                    Thread police=fun hater.
                    We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                    - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Matt View Post
                      So. 'Book of Eli'.
                      Originally posted by Howard View Post
                      Thread police=fun hater.
                      Well, we already knew that about Matt.
                      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                      • #26
                        Yeah. Fuck Matt!

                        FUCK YOU MAN! FUCK YOU IN 3D!
                        BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                        • #27
                          But yeah, Book of Eli will get raped by Avatar.
                          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                          • #28
                            I want to see this but not in 3D.
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • #29
                              Eli was pretty damn good. Not a classic by any means, but it really was a good flick. Oldman is fun as hell, Denzel is that cool ass Denzel, and Titus Pullo is a badass. The iPod thing wasn't as stupid as it might seem, because he carried a portable battery to hook it up to, and was getting the battery charged to run the iPod. I was wondering how that would be handled. Michael Gambon got massive cheers in my theater. That entire sequence was worth the price of admission.

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                              • #30
                                So, rent or go out of my way to get to the theatre?
                                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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