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  • Top Secret!: You're All Insane

    Good fucking GOD was this bad. I should have left this firmly in the memory bank. Unfunny, apart from a few (VERY few) scenes.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

  • #2
    For real? This is "Top Secret" you're talking about, right? Young Val Kilmer? Spy parody? You no like? You're banana-pants crazy, son!
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    • #3
      yes, THAT 'Top Secret!'.

      Un

      Funny

      Cringe-worthy. I remember disliking it when I last saw it 20 some-odd years ago. I gave it another shot (it was the Movie of the Day on CHUD a couple of days ago) and it was even worse than I remember. It's hard to believe that the same people who made 'Airplane!' and 'The Naked Gun' turned out this piece of shit.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #4
        Lisa, when was the last time that you saw it? Seriously? It's PAINFUL to watch. It sucked to begin with and has aged poorly...increasing in sucknicity.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #5
          I haven't seen it in a long time, but I've seen it A LOT, and I always thought it was funny as hell. ARGUMENT = FAIL!
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          INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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          • #6
            Fine. Cite for me ONE GENUINELY FUNNY SCENE. JUST ONE.

            By the way, Lisa: I have a few of these 'You're All Insane' threads.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #7
              WTF is Top Secret?!
              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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              • #8
                Not a fan. I like Kilmer, but this isn't as funny as people say it is. For once Matt, I'm with you.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Matt View Post
                  Fine. Cite for me ONE GENUINELY FUNNY SCENE. JUST ONE.
                  HAH! Found my favorite scene on You Tube:

                  The part when he's being tortured by the Nazis!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                    WTF is Top Secret?!
                    Top Secret!
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LisaNY View Post
                      HAH! Found my favorite scene on You Tube:

                      The part when he's being tortured by the Nazis!
                      Lisa, please understand that I'm not going after you personally on this. Really, I'm not.

                      But you honestly find that scene to be funny?
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dr. Rausch View Post
                        Not a fan. I like Kilmer, but this isn't as funny as people say it is. For once Matt, I'm with you.
                        ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AGREE WITH YOU.

                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU AGREE WITH ME AND FIND THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS INSANE.

                          One of these days, I'll turn you around on 'The Fifth Element' and 'Speed Racer'.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #14
                            It'll be like I'm Jason Bourne and you can reprogram me and then I can make it to out CA and take down Hocken.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              What's amazing is that 'Airplane!' and the first 'Naked Gun' film are STILL FUNNY. STILL. FUNNY. CONSISTENTLY. There isn't a single moment/joke in 'Top Secret!' that even comes close to the level of the mediocre jokes from the other two films. Seriously, I want that 90 minutes of my life back.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                              Originally posted by gravedigger
                              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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