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  • #31
    yep. Thanks to my first, I now always equate the smell of vanilla with sex. So if Lesley bakes a cake, it's fucking on. haha
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    • #32
      This explains why Rob is no longer allowed at Baskin-Robbins.

      Fascinating. I've always considered scent to have strong ties with sex.
      Actually, there's some truth to that. I just can't indetify the smell. And it's not sweaty manliness.

      But then just being touched by someone could get me excited. Especially on the face.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Howard View Post
        Fascinating. I've always considered scent to have strong ties with sex.
        That'd be sweat and bleach.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
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        • #34
          Bleach? What in the fuck are you doing Judas? Hey, what are you doing with that 55 gallon drum?
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          • #35
            come on (pun intended)...haven't you ever noticed the bleachy smell that semen has?
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #36
              Jizz has an odor?
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              • #37
                Actually different guys have different smelling semen. I guess yours smells like bleach?
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                • #38
                  It's offical, Judas fucked a bottle of Clorox at some point.
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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                    Jizz has an odor?
                    Most definitely. Usually kinda sharp actually. Funny story. I ALWAYS knew when my roommate in college had wanked in the room.
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Howard View Post
                      Most definitely. Usually kinda sharp actually. Funny story. I ALWAYS knew when my roommate in college had wanked in the room.
                      And I always knew when my roommate in college had banged his girlfriend (now wife). Between the two of them, it definitely smelled like a nasty Chinese restaurant in there.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • #41
                        I guess that's what the smell of sex is supposed to be.

                        I mean any bodily fluid left out to dry is going to smell. But I never noticed such things.
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                        • #42
                          My jizz smells like the top 3rd portion of a unicorn horn, or so I'm told.
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                            I guess that's what the smell of sex is supposed to be.

                            I mean any bodily fluid left out to dry is going to smell. But I never noticed such things.
                            It's pretty different from couple to couple (depending on the 2 body chemistries mixing together). Still sex smells like sex. Hard to describe really.
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                            • #44
                              Mine smells like cinnabons.
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Howard View Post
                                Actually different guys have different smelling semen. I guess yours smells like bleach?
                                Quite frankly, yes. It has that kinda sharp scent to it sometimes.

                                I've also been told that it tastes sweet from many women over my sexual career...probably because of all of the fruit and pineapple juice that I drink.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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