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Old 08-03-2009, 06:32 PM
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Awkward!! We watched most of The Watchmen with Donnie's parents on Sunday. The (seemingly) extended sex scene with Nite Owl and Silk Spectre? WAY too long with parents in the room.
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Haha. I had a massive awkward erection while watching True Lies with both parents in the theater when I was like 13 or so. That was horrible. Otherwise, Species with my dad as well. But while I was trying to hide my erection, he just looks over at me, nudges me and says: "Those are some nice boobs eh Rob?" I just squeeked out a "yep" and sunk lower in my seat. haha. Those are 2 off the top of my head.
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Saw Demolition Man in the theaters with the 'rents.

The "no-contact fuck machine" scene was awkward to say the least.
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It's weird. I'm 36, I should be over the awkward stage about sex with parent folk. Not so. Don't want to watch any sex scene with parents, don't want parents to comment how hot someone is, etc....... just plain awkward. Guess it goes hand in hand with seeing your parents as sexual beings. Mine are virgins.

Nevermind the fact it conjures our own sexuality. I can just imagine Donnie's mom wondering in her mind, was Nite Owl Howard or Donnie?
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Haven't had any recently but when I first started dating my wife her parents had me over for movie night...They rented "What Planet are you From?" starring Gary Shandling...shitty pick and what was even funnier was that we only watched about the first 20 minutes before they turned it off. Needless to say there was a sex scene and a ton of nudity and sexual references...shit was hilarious, it took a lot for me not to bust up laughing...
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It's weird. I'm 36, I should be over the awkward stage about sex with parent folk. Not so. Don't want to watch any sex scene with parents, don't want parents to comment how hot someone is, etc....... just plain awkward.
You know what's even more fucked up? Sex scenes now with my parents are fine, but watching them with Lesley makes me feel weird. I dunno why. But it does.
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but watching them with Lesley makes me feel weird. I dunno why. But it does.
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Step Brothers sex scene is played for laughs. that doesn't count. Well maybe it does, but still. haha
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Hey guys what's going on in this thre- http://www.avclub.com/articles/olive...ut-your,31193/
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OMG. I fucking told Lesley that the mother in that totally wanted to fuck her kid or vise versa. Hilarious.
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I remember seeing 'the Terminator' in the theater with my parents. My mom GLARED at me during the Sarah/Kyle sex scene, almost daring me to comment on it.
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I don't think so. I'm pretty sure that I was savoring every moment and storing it in my brain for some vigorous masturbation later on.
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I never really had this problem with my parents as we didn't watch any movies with sex scenes. Movies at the Barr household consisted of John Wayne flicks, old Universal Monster Movies, Godzilla movies (MAN IN SUIT, MAN IN SUIT) and the like.

I vaguely remember getting cuffed on the ear by my dad at the drive-in for trying to watch Porkys instead of ET.
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I vaguely remember getting cuffed on the ear by my dad at the drive-in for trying to watch Porkys instead of ET.
Oh MAN, drive-ins. I remember going to one of those with my parents and a friend of mine. Technically, we were there to watch 'Orca' (terrible movie), but 'Star Wars' was playing on TWO of the other screens and some R-rated movie with tons of tits was playing on another. My friend and I listened to 'Orca' through the door speaker and watched X-Wings and tits through the car windows. It was GREAT.

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I watched Pulp Fiction on VHS with my parents. Not really a film with sex scenes, but after the movie ended I was blown away by it while my dad was saying, "What the fuck was that garbage?" and my mom just had a blank look on her face.
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Our first house in Houston was right across from a drive-in. I quickly learned how to get on the roof of my house with a pair of binoculars. Ahh, memories. I must have watched Empire close to 50 times through those binoculars.
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Even worse than watching sex scenes with your parents: watching really raunchy comedians with your parents. I remember watching Sam Kinison talking about how to lick pussy while my mother was in the room...not fun.

Then again, I'll never forget my brother and I watching Andrew Dice Clay when my mother walked in the room. He said SOMETHING that really struck her funny, so she sat down and laughed hysterically for a good half hour while my brother and I sat there amazed, laughing at HER. She was great.
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