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  • #16
    Seriously guys? Looks like someting you'd see on TNT for their new Librarian flick with Noah Wyle.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #17
      Sir, it's a fantasy flick. The fantasy book style poster works.
      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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      • #18
        Obviously it's a fantasy flick. It looks like any other shitty fantasy flick. Poster fails.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #19
          In a time when I drive by and see a massive poster with Hugh Grant's head staring at an old horse everyday, I'll take a painted piece of mediocre badassness any day.
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          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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          • #20
            Which I'm not arguing against. I'll always take a painted poster, or one that does something different than floating heads, but that poster is just so fucking mediocre and makes the movie look like a joke. Now that clip was neat, but before I clicked on to the article I thought that was a poster for a new cartoon.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #21
              I think it's a nice change of pace from all the mainstream dreck posters that get spewed out weekly. We rarely see posters like this for mainstream films. I'm sure we'll get a floating head poster for this film before it's released.
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • #22
                Wait this is mainstream? I figured this was going to be something like an Uwe Boll flick.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #23
                  As far as I know, this is going to be a full theatrical release.
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #24
                    That's my understanding too.
                    We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                    - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #25
                      Ah, ok. So either I fail (which is probably it) or the poster does as I honestly thought this was a joke.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Howard View Post
                        If I remember correctly, Christopher Lambert was originally slated to play Kane. That would have been interesting.
                        Highlander + Pilgrim's Pride = Solomon Kane.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Rob View Post
                          Ah, ok. So either I fail (which is probably it) or the poster does as I honestly thought this was a joke.
                          I like this choice.
                          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #28
                            Yeah. It just looks very generic. But have fun with your non Lambert fantasy flick.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #29
                              Either way, more big breastedness please.
                              "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
                                Either way, more big breastedness please.
                                This could be applied to every film ever made.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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