DARK SOULS: A Masochist's Love Letter

[B_Metal]

This game sounds great and also the trigger for my eventual anger stroke.

[Captain Russ]

Train got derailed. So did the armored boar.

The knights in the parish can all fuck off. Hard.

[BillyG]

How did you handle the boar? Cheese it in the doorway with arrows? There's supposed to be a fire keeper soul near the boar too.

[Captain Russ]

I didn't have any arrows, or a bow to fire them with, but after dying twice to that shitbandana, I did the ramp exploit and threw firebombs and laughed maniacally.

[Captain Russ]

Rerolled my warrior dude after pyrochick went tits up too many times.

Glad I did, as I am now putting a hurting on errybody.

Rang the church bell after slapping cheap knockoff gargoyle shit. Felt good man.

On to the shithole bell locale below, but not after I see how I fare during my return to the asylum.

I hate it. I love it. I want to have several hundred children with it and start a religion built on beer and sitting on the couch.

[BillyG]

DRAKE SWOOOOOOOOOOORD

[BillyG]

Wow I one shot EVERYTHING in Dead Burg now.

[Captain Russ]

That dragonfly thingamashit down in Entville?

Deader than deader than dead.

[BillyG]

Not that far yet, not even to the boar. Been grinding to get my strength up to wield the drake sword one hand, and today I need to grind for some arrows before I go on. Really wish you could grind up shit gear you don't need into souls.

[BillyG]

Fang Boar Helm GET!



Black knights with giant maces fall before my might! Sorcerers can suck a dick though. For reals. Got my first fire keeper soul too.

[Captain Russ]

Not that far yet, not even to the boar. Been grinding to get my strength up to wield the drake sword one hand, and today I need to grind for some arrows before I go on. Really wish you could grind up shit gear you don't need into souls.

So much this.

I have an infinite collection of hollow armor/shields/waistcloths.

[Captain Russ]

From the back view, the boar helm looks kinda like you are wearing the dome of a Predator.

[BillyG]

From the back view, the boar helm looks kinda like you are wearing the dome of a Predator.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss

[BillyG]

Bell tower gargoyles dead, another shortcut found. I got the basement key, not sure where to use that. Thinking at the bridge near the dragon?

[Captain Russ]

You'd be right good sir knight.