RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Captain Russ]

Thanks for reminding me 54 exists.

[Martin]

Could work. Just please don't let it be Ricky Gervais.

Dreamcasting: Stanhope. Liquored up like Peter O'Toole.

Good once for Stanhope. Might be considered too harsh though...

Thanks for reminding me 54 exists.

It exists in the same plane of reality as The Number 23.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Also, fuck Dana Carvey.

The Dana Carvey Show would like to have a few words with you... namely "MISTA HULLUND'S OPUS IZ DA FEAL-GUUD MOVIE OF DA YEEEEE-UH!"

[Ben Thomas]

I saw The Master of Disguise. There's no coming back from that.

[Captain Russ]

I saw The Master of Disguise. There's no coming back from that.

For either camp, really.

[Anderson]

Wasn't there some rumor about Myers playing Keith Moon? Guess he's too old now.

It wasn't a rumor, he threw down serious cash and he was going to make it happen at one point. Then, life happened.

[Matt]

I saw The Master of Disguise. There's no coming back from that.

You survived? How?

[Timothy225]

I think Ben had to chew off a limb in order to survive. Man of iron will, our Ben is.

[Matt]

I remember watching the trailer for that film and cringing the entire time. THESE ARE THE MONEY SHOTS THAT THEY'RE USING TO SELL THE FILM? THESE ARE THE BEST MOMENTS? KILL ME NOW!

[Ben Thomas]

As memory serves, I thought if I got really high, it would become somehow entertaining.

Its a similar place in my memory as Irreversible.

[Matt]

I don't partake of pot or other drugs (not passing judgment, merely stating fact) but I can't imagine anything making that turtle guy character that he played funny.

[BillyG]

I dunno, that movie came out while my sister and her friends smoked a LOT and they could not resist walking around going "turtle turtle" and laughing their high little asses off.

[B_Metal]

I have partaken in the herbal medication once or 37 times in my life and never once did it make a shitty movie better.

[BillyG]

Buy better dope.

[Matt]

Or get new sisters.