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  • The Single Worst Movie that you've Ever Seen

    Pick ONE. None of this 'it's one of these 5 movies' shit; pick ONE.

    ONE.

    Here's mine: 'Bean'. Now, I like Rowan Atkinson in other things (the 'Blackadder' series is fantastic, for instance), and I actually kinda like the Bean character in short doses. He works as a plotless, bumbling fool stuck in a slapstick situation.

    The commercials/trailers didn't sell me on the concept, but my wife really wanted to see this. Against my better judgment, I took her to see it.

    Now, I've bitched about other films on here (see my 'You're All Insane' threads), but none of them hold a candle to this...this...film. It's painfully unfunny without a single laugh. I sat there, stupefied, for the entire length of the film...my irritation turned to anger turned to rage turned to MY GOD WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS FUCKING MOVIE turned to GIVE ME A FUCKING GUN SOMEBODY'S GOING TO DIE.

    My wife owed me for this experience. Indeed, she STILL owes me. I've never subjected her to a movie this bad.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

  • #2
    Transformers... without question.

    In Michael Bay's repetoire of pure celluloid fecal matter, this particular film is King Shit Of Turd Island.

    In fact, I'd rather watch 'The Island' than this film.

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    • #3
      first or second TF? I only saw the first one and pretty much hated it, but I understand that the second one is even worse.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Matt View Post
        first or second TF? I only saw the first one and pretty much hated it, but I understand that the second one is even worse.
        I never bothered with the second, after viewing number 1...

        Oh...by the way.

        I took care of that "problem" for you...

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        • #5
          you must spread some reputation around before giving it to V again.
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • #6
            CatWomen
            "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

            "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

            Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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            • #7
              Aww man. Pure Luck or InnerSpace?

              Ok. Pure Luck. Worst movie ever.
              We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #8
                Howard: NOT a fan of Martin Short. Personally, I liked (but didn't love) 'Innerspace'. I never saw 'Pure Luck', but I have a hard time believing that it could possibly be worse than 'Clifford'.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #9
                  I shall rape this thread. Matt can attest.

                  Turkish Star Wars. The whole movie is in the link. Enjoy.



                  I win. You lose.
                  BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                  • #10
                    Why does this seem like a thread from two weeks ago?
                    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Howard View Post
                      Aww man. Pure Luck or InnerSpace?
                      InnerSpace? Really?
                      "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                      "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                      Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef View Post
                        InnerSpace? Really?
                        Seriously. I really like InnerSpace. Nowhere near a worst film ever.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Martin View Post
                          I shall rape this thread. Matt can attest.

                          Turkish Star Wars. The whole movie is in the link. Enjoy.



                          I win. You lose.
                          I should have clarified and said that it had to be a mainstream picture. Pulling out 'Turkish Star Wars' is a damned cheat.

                          By the way, you really SHOULD watch/buzz through that link that Martin put there. This film is amazingly bad.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #14
                            Alright then.

                            Freddie Got Fingered, but I now admire it's recklessness. When a movie offers you Tom Green masturbating an elephant and a horse, and having Rip Torn covered in animal semen, it's really an event. But the movie is terrible.
                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef View Post
                              InnerSpace? Really?
                              Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                              Seriously. I really like InnerSpace. Nowhere near a worst film ever.
                              Originally posted by Matt View Post
                              Howard: NOT a fan of Martin Short. Personally, I liked (but didn't love) 'Innerspace'. I never saw 'Pure Luck', but I have a hard time believing that it could possibly be worse than 'Clifford'.
                              HATE Martin Short. Man's voice is horrendous. I'd throw 3 Amigos on the list but Chevy Chase saves the movie.
                              We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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