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  • #76
    Originally posted by Throatwobbler Mangrove View Post
    Thanks, media. You can go fuck off and make something else a crusade against fun.

    Next up: bouncy castles.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Nick Vanderhuge View Post
      nnoooooooooooooooo
      Picturing Jake on his local street corner trying to score from a dealer "Yo, man, listen. Y'got any Orange Blend, bro? How 'bout some Cranberry Lemonade? Dude, I gots to score, son! OH SHIT! 5-0!! RUN!!!"

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      • #78
        This is bullshit.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #79
          THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #80
            Fucking college pussies who can't drink more than a sip of Mondavi pinkwine without throwing up and African Americaning out called down the thunder and got us all thrown in jail by the fucking fun police.

            BULLY FOR YOU, FDA.

            This is worse than the night Chicago died.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #81
              We move fast around here - Four Loko is already gone in NYC.

              BANNED!

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Lisa View Post
                We move fast around here - Four Loko is already gone in NYC.

                GAY!

                fixed...

                What's it like to live in a town run by Socialists?

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                • #83
                  Texas is trying to ban it too. Nice to see we learned NOTHING about prohibition. Already saw a bunch of "Make your own FOUR LOKO!" links today.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                    Texas is trying to ban it too. Nice to see we learned NOTHING about prohibition. Already saw a bunch of "Make your own FOUR LOKO!" links today.
                    And these links are...?
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • #85
                      Make your own Four Loko?

                      Isn't that just cocaine and Prestone anti-freeze?
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                        Make your own Four Loko?

                        Isn't that just cocaine and Prestone anti-freeze?
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by V View Post
                          What's it like to live in a town run by Socialists?
                          Ehhh, we get by. They TRIED to ban salt in all restaurants, only to have us rebel. Now they're content with putting up signs in the subways warning about excessive salt intake.

                          Back in the early '90s, it was NJ trying to tell us we can't have our eggs soft and our burgers rare - that lasted about a month and half before they gave up.

                          But every so often, a product that's perceived as harmful really does take the fall. This is one of those times.

                          Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                          Make your own Four Loko?

                          Isn't that just cocaine and Prestone anti-freeze?
                          Hee! Probably.
                          2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                          INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                          • #88
                            On the NJ front : banned at Ramapo College in Mahwah after some students got ill.

                            Yeah, I think Four Loko will be banned here as well, if one Mr. Thompson from Atlantic City is to be believed.

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                            • #89
                              I bet fizzy lifting drinks are outlawed too.

                              Let me destroy my body how I see fit, gubmint.

                              I'm going to 7-11 today and stocking up (if they haven't already taken them all off the shelves because they suck unfunballs too).
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • #90
                                http://deadspin.com/5691643/how-to-m...-own-four-loko

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