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  • #31
    Goddamn. She's got Hemingway/Patton/C.Scott blood in her.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #32
      Glad to hear she's ok. I thought maybe you slammed your wanky in the shower door or something flimsy like that.

      Yeah, but smoking you should stop. Shit's yucky.
      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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      • #33
        This is also the woman that when I slapped her (I was a bastard of a teenager) she grabbed me my balls, lifted me off the ground and slammed me headfirst down. Then proceeded to place her knee on my neck telling me if I ever did that again she'd end me.

        She was in the military and an MP. I learned my lesson. She and my dad could kill me with their goddamn pinkies.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #34
          Shitty to hear about your mom. My dad had one at 39 and a bunch of other health issues since and he still smokes. Heavily. And why haven't I quit??????? Stupid addictive personality. Actually the cold I've had has made my sense of smell weird, and I can smell smoke on everything. My furniture, clothes, everything. It really is fucking gross.
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Rob View Post
            This is also the woman that when I slapped her (I was a bastard of a teenager) she grabbed me my balls, lifted me off the ground and slammed me headfirst down. Then proceeded to place her knee on my neck telling me if I ever did that again she'd end me.

            She was in the military and an MP. I learned my lesson. She and my dad could kill me with their goddamn pinkies.

            I think you should recreate this scene and take pictures to use as your christmas cards.
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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            • #36
              Sounds more like the cold has increased your sense of smell. How's your vision?
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • #37
                Or he's a mutant now.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #38
                  Shit, that scene should be the next banner for whichever 'cast comes next.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #39
                    Vision = poop.
                    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                    • #40
                      Sorry to hear about moms, my prayers go out for a full recovery. I am also back in the gym January 1, I need to lose the 35 pounds I just gained back....
                      Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                      • #41
                        Girlfriend got Wii Fit. Need to do that regular style. I'm pretty anti-gym. Didn't realize how out of shape I have gotten until I got on that damned white board. Nice cushy office jobs have their cons sometimes.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • #42
                          I hear you on that. Stupid desk jobs.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #43
                            Anybody get a headset yet?
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #44
                              ...crickets...
                              Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                              • #45
                                goddammit.
                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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