Welcome to Ohio, it's the best state ever! For serious!!

[Nathan]

Also made the morning news in LA.

[Captain Russ]

I knew it. Aqua Lad is a deviant.

[Ed Hocken]

At least it wasn't a thong.

[Abraham Smashington]

*golf clap*

[Abraham Smashington]

What the shit? Ohio is fucked up and retarded.

[Lesley]

That is ridiculous! I would refuse to pay that ticket.

[Anderson]

Who the fuck has gravel driveways anymore? Move into the 20th century, people.

[Nathan]

Got $20,000? Wanna play golf?

http://www.ncrcountryclub.com/fw/mai...ation-149.html

[Nathan]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...9092mugs1.html

[Captain Russ]

Everything keeps coming up pissed-on roses for your state, sir.

My condolences.

[Abraham Smashington]

Just say no to Sharpies.

[Captain Russ]

FACEWOMP.

[Ed Hocken]

You know I expect that shit around here. Where's the outrage from the Cholas about white people hijacking this here look?

[Nathan]

http://www.tenlivingcities.org/

[Nathan]

Also, saw the mayor doing a "neighborhood walk" escorted by 2 motorcycle cops and 2 others on foot along with a group of about 15-20 other people. This was not a bad neighborhood and it was 5:00pm.