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  • Pure and Utter Randomness!

    Just bust out with a really random comment, story, phrase, whatever. It's that simple.

    I'm the mysterious Princess of Corn-Corn island.
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    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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    Re: Pure and Utter Randomness!

    Taco meat,
    Kinda neat.
    Tastes like ham,
    Smells like feet.
    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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      I once was frisked by a midget cop that was fucking buff while my friend was being attacked by a killer bee in the back of a squad car.

      True story.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
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        I once made a family of snowmen when I was little and made sure to sculpt penises and boobs for them. Also toilets so they could poop.

        I was a weird kid...
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Rob
          I once was frisked by a midget cop that was fucking buff while my friend was being attacked by a killer bee in the back of a squad car.

          True story.
          Was he fucking buff, like really muscular, or fucking buff, like putting his wanker inside Buff?
          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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          • #6
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            I see what you did there...

            He was totally juiced up...little man complex and all....
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
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              You can always shclonk the binkles, but you can never, ever binkle the floos.
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • #8
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                I remember, vividly, as a child seeing Battle Cat (like a real life version of the cartoon) come out of my belly button and look at me. He then said matter of factly: "It's not time yet" and dissapeared back into my belly button.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
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                  In my younger days, I remember sitting on my bed playing with Orco and a female Orco and an old grandpa Orco, then my mom poked her head around the corner and said something. My bed then swalled up all the Orco toys, except for regular Orco. It was like they never excisted!
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #10
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                    i always like to say i'm having ass babies when i go take a crap.
                    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                    • #11
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                      the scariest thing ever in my life was when i had diarrhea and it just flowed right out of my ass like i was taking a piss.
                      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                      • #12
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                        Nerdious has a toilet fetish.
                        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                        • #13
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                          2girls1cup
                          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                          • #14
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                            "Loaf!", the Queen screached.

                            "Why don't you try one on?" asked the Prince.

                            "Cornschwabbles!" the Queen exclaimed right before a game of Dig Dug.
                            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                            • #15
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                              Ripped Midget Cop is real, I SEEN HIM!

                              You forgot the part about the crackhead packing oregano.
                              "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

                              "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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