Nicholas Sparks

[V]

When Signor Sparks writes a taut, deftly plotted espionage thriller, then maybe I might read his work...

but since the odds of that happening are about as good as the Pope cracking down on pederastic priests...

BOOTKICK!

[Ed Hocken]

Next question: Is Sparks better or worse than James Patterson?

[V]

Next question: Is Sparks better or worse than James Patterson?

They are both EQUALLY useless...

[Ed Hocken]

You are correct, sir.

[Martin]

So, he's a pussyass version of the dreaded Stephanie Myers. Big deal.

[Abraham Smashington]

So, he's a pussyass version of the dreaded Stephanie Myers. Big deal.

Martin is a fan.

[Ed Hocken]

Martin is a fan.

That's right Rob, piss off the Quebecan. You do know these guys have carbombed right?

[Abraham Smashington]

If you're a bird, I'm a bird...

[V]

That's right Rob, piss off the Quebecan. You do know these guys have carbombed right?

You'll be nice to Martin if you know what's good for you...



Or you'll get more of the same!

[Howard]

Haha, even Lesley gets confused which books she owns because they all sound the same. She picked up one a few weeks ago, got home and realized she already owned it. lulz.

Sappy, romantic wish fulfillment reading.

Now what I want to know is, have any of yall actually read any of his stuff? (she asks before she slices you off at the knees )

I read 2 of his books. Can't recall the titles as I've been actively trying to purge them from my system.

[Abraham Smashington]

Sappy, romantic wish fulfillment reading.

For sure. She uses my defense of the Transformers movie: "you can just turn off your brain and enjoy the pretty pictures"

[Howard]

For sure. She uses my defense of the Transformers movie: "you can just turn off your brain and enjoy the pretty pictures"

Not the same. One has awesome robots fighting. The other? No robots.

[Abraham Smashington]

But Rob gets sexed up after she reads/watches those movies/books. No sexing up after Transformers.

[Howard]

Rob, do we need to write a guide to getting sexed up without the use of trashy novels?

[Ed Hocken]

If Rob is getting sexed up, then who cares what this guy says.