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  • I know I drank too much last night...

    because of the hangover obviously. But mostly because I only put deoderant under my right arm. SO right now that pit is dry, but my left arm is drenched in my sickly sweet scent of sexiness.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

  • #2
    Hate it when that happens. Worse is forgetting to brush your teeth.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #3
      Totally.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        wait you wear deoderant.....
        I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
        Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
        Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
        She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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        • #5
          Well the crystals stopped working.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            now it makes sense
            I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
            Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
            Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
            She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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            • #7
              How do you forget these things? Right now my pitts smell like a soothing aqua reef.

              Thanks, Old Spice!
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              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

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              • #8
                Axe! Mmmm, I smell good and the ladies want it!
                "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ari View Post
                  How do you forget these things? Right now my pitts smell like a soothing aqua reef.

                  Thanks, Old Spice!
                  Power Rush for me. Gillette! The Best a Man Can Get!

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                  • #10
                    Bump! Saw a guest reading this thread (as Rob would prompt, sign-up already and join in the conversation). Don't understand the billion scents of deoderants. When you're hot and sweaty the last thing you want to smell is some sweet perfumy odor. Give me unscented any day.
                    We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                    - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      Wait a minute? You use Roll-On? That's sick. I use spray and it's unscented. I make it my business not to leave an odor.
                      Last edited by Ed Hocken; 09-04-2009, 08:36 AM.
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • #12
                        My scent is called PURE TESTOSTERONE, baby.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • #13
                          I use some stuff that makes me smell nice. As I fucking hate cologne and shit. And I sweat alot.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Judas Booth View Post
                            My scent is called PURE TESTOSTERONE, baby.
                            Who let Chuck Norris in here?
                            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Rob View Post
                              I use some stuff that makes me smell nice. As I fucking hate cologne and shit. And I sweat alot.
                              I hate walking by some guy that smells like a reef, but I hate B.O. even more.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                              Originally posted by gravedigger
                              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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