Babies in Bars?!

[BillyG]

Lisa, there are parents like that everywhere. The godawful suburbs of Houston are just like that. Hummer branded strollers, everyone should be interested in their kid, nothing in their life happens that isn't dictated by the kid. Fuck helicopter parents and those goofy "stick family" decals on the back of their Suburban.

[Abraham Smashington]

I like the stick family decals. Especially the ones with the names underneath them. Makes my job easier.

[BillyG]

I hate them. Every single time I get stuck behind a car with one, especially if it's super obnoxious and they have like 17 kids and their dog and cat on it, I go into a fucking rage. My girlfriend always gives me a look when she sees one like "don't fucking embarrass me again by yelling at them while we pass by" but I always do.

I ALWAYS DO.

[Lisa]

I will say, as a staunch animal lover and not much of a baby or kid person (and I realize, it's not the fault of the kids - it's the behavior of the parents who are to blame), one of my favorite, FAAAAVORITE things to do is (see last pargraph of the linked post)...

http://forums.braindeadradio.com/sho...4&postcount=49

... lavish attention on the dog, and ignore the baby. Drives the hipster parents CRAZY!

[BillyG]

I will say, as a staunch animal lover and not much of a baby or kid person (and I realize, it's not the fault of the kids - it's the behavior of the parents who are to blame), one of my favorite, FAAAAVORITE things to do is (see last pargraph of the linked post)...

http://forums.braindeadradio.com/sho...4&postcount=49

... lavish attention on the dog, and ignore the baby. Drives the hipster parents CRAZY!

It hurts that you picked Billy as the kids name. Hurts to my core.

[Ed Hocken]

*Gets out his chicago '68 cop uniform*

Time to get out the hippie smasher. Let's go.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Don't any of these fucks realize a bar is really noisy. That could damage a young kid's hearing?

That should be the least of any one's concern...I listen to loud music/movies etc. around my kids....you are exposing an extremely receptive being to shit they really don't need to see, i.e. people getting drunk, throwing up, acting whorish etc. Why would anyone want to expose their kids to the dregs of society? I understand the dude's point, but unless his baby mamma is dead, there is no reason he can't go to the bar on his days off...And if he is using the kid as a "chick magnet" the fuck is doing it wrong, go to the mall, patrol around Gymboree...go to Target/Wal Mart/The Bodega and look for the single moms cruising the baby aisle...I don't think it is solely hipsters either...I'm down with hipsters and it seems that the article says the hipsters are upset that parents are imposing on their space...Seriously I would much rather get fucked up at home while watching Yo Gabba Gabba with my brood.

Lisa, there are parents like that everywhere. The godawful suburbs of Houston are just like that. Hummer branded strollers, everyone should be interested in their kid, nothing in their life happens that isn't dictated by the kid. Fuck helicopter parents and those goofy "stick family" decals on the back of their Suburban.

I like the stick family decals. Especially the ones with the names underneath them. Makes Ari's job easier.

Fuck the stick family decals...like Rob said, it makes Ari & Pedo Bear's job that much easier...I hate parents for real they are so fucking dense. It is impossibly hard for me to deal with other parents unless they are cool as fuck like me and my wife.

[Lisa]

It hurts that you picked Billy as the kids name. Hurts to my core.

Sorry! Okay - "Sage"! (Works for a boy or a girl in Brooklyn!)

Time to get out the hippie smasher. Let's go.

Hey, hey heeeeey!!! Leave the hippies out of this! Real hippies are good people. The hipsters are hipsters - faux hippies.

[Abraham Smashington]

All I know is that I want to punch the dude in the article. And by the look on his kid's face, so does she.

[Lisa]

I'm down with hipsters and it seems that the article says the hipsters are upset that parents are imposing on their space.

Well, see, there's both - there are hipster parents, and then there are regular hipsters. Regular hipsters around here can be obnoxious once in a while, but even they're pissed off at the hipster parents.

[BillyG]

Yea, that's the other thing, taking your kid to a bar. The kid should be at home vegging to Spongebob. Shit, if I have a kid one day, I plan to use it as an excuse to get baked at home and watch insane cartoons.

[Abraham Smashington]

I do that now. No kid needed.

[Ed Hocken]

Hey, hey heeeeey!!! Leave the hippies out of this! Real hippies are good people. The hipsters are hipsters - faux hippies.

That's what I call my whacking stick.

[B_Metal]

Sooooo glad I left CPS right now. I hate dealing with idiots.

[Shit Dickface]

"Oh, sorry, I was over here getting plowed with Braydon and Tiffani!"
"NICE. So when are we meeting up, brah?"
"Later, I still gotta take Tiffani home to get her breastmilk fix."
"...what."