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  • SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

    LET'S REBOOT THIS BITCH!

    Jesus.

    My only plus? No more Tobey Maguire. I honestly thought he fucking sucked as Spider-Man and kinda hoped Topher Grace was Peter Parker after the last one. But now we get to go back to high school! WEEEEEEEE
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    Pooch, ska-rewed!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
      LET'S REBOOT THIS BITCH!

      Jesus.

      My only plus? No more Tobey Maguire. I honestly thought he fucking sucked as Spider-Man and kinda hoped Topher Grace was Peter Parker after the last one. But now we get to go back to high school! WEEEEEEEE
      Dunno what is in Dev's coffee, but there wasn't much gas left in the tank after the last film, at least as far as the cast was concerned.

      And Sony's foolish behavior when it comes to sticking to a good story or a good plot hopefully bites them in the ass with this most recent slew of shitty decisions. There was such a great untold story in Dr. Connors and Pete's relationship, and the Lizard really could have been just as great as Doc Ock. But fuck Dylan Baker and his shitty bow tie, right? They must be hiring their think tanks out of the same camp as NBC's late night programmers.

      Another fucking origin? Fuck you Sony. Fuck you so hard your alternate dimension selves are feeling it. Even in the one where Biff Tannen rules Hill Valley. What a bunch of twats*.

      *Spoken in the voice of a drunk Bill Nighy
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #4
        Exactly. And let's bet on if Eddie and Peter are gonna be best friends who then HAVE TO BATTLE~!
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          They'll probably just do the Ultimate Spidey origin story, especially if they want to bring in Venom. I don't quite see how this decision makes sense in any way other than the studio wants another Spider-Man movie in theaters ASAP and don't give a shit about quality.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
            They'll probably just do the Ultimate Spidey origin story, especially if they want to bring in Venom. I don't quite see how this decision makes sense in any way other than the studio wants another Spider-Man movie in theaters ASAP and don't give a shit about quality.
            Bingo. Also, I think Sony might be trembling a bit at the Marvel Studios schedule and don't want to lose their franchise to Iron Man/Avengers.
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            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              Here's what they have to do, in my opinion, to create another successful Spider-Man franchise:

              -Keep him in High School for a few films. He can graduate at the end of the second film. That way they get to stretch his school problems out a little more.

              -No Mary Jane. Lets give him Gwen Stacy first, and kill her off in film 2. If they do the origin story again (which they will) then having both Ben and Gwen die in 1 film is too much.

              -Don't kill the Green Goblin. Let him live for more than one damn film. Also, here's a great chance to improve his costume.

              -No black suit. Lets keep the suit out until at least film 4. Lets keep Venom out until film 5. I know this will never happen, but I can dream.

              -Go back in time 10 years and hire Topher Grace to play Parker.

              -Keep JK Simmons. Hey, if they could keep Judi Dench for the Bond reboot, Casino Royale, then why not keep the best actor/character from all 3 Spidey films?

              -More nude Aunt May.
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              • #8
                I'M TEAM PETER!
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  I'm team Flash!
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                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #10
                    Die die die die.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #11
                      Ok, I thought about this last night and this morning. This may not be the end of the world. Yes I think SM2 is one of the greats in Superhero films, but I wouldn't mind a wisecracking highschool Spiderman for a few movies. It wouldn't really fit into Raimi's SM4 (and glad he just walked away) and to be honest, I just want some fun Spider-Man action.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        Yeah, me too. Still would have been nice to give Raimi and the cast a proper ending. Oh well.
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                        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                        • #13
                          Yeah, but the studio wouldn't let him. Better that they reboot than just hire Ratner or someone to fuck it up anyways.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            After the last film I don't care about this at all.
                            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                            • #15
                              Two bucks says Taylor Lautner plays Eddie Brock. You heard me!
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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