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  • #76
    Matt's 'Hope Floats' hatred is by now legendary.
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    • #77
      Shit Floats.

      You do NOT want your girlfriend/wife/mistress/escort to force you to watch this film. Really.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #78
        On the Matt scale of hatred: Is Hope Floats > or < than Fifth Element?
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        • #79
          MI II is the only movie I've ever walked out of. This all seems really familiar. Did we have a similar thread before?
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          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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          • #80
            It's much worse than 'the Fifth Element'.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #81
              Well I had a thread that listed the one good thing you can say about the shittiest movies you've seen.
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              • #82
                Superman 4: The Quest for Peace. By Hocken, it almost makes Turkish Star Wars look like gold. I can't in good conscience watch that flick ever again. Superman 3 was no great shakes either, but damn was Superman 4 shit. Hackman, Reeve, Cryer just phoned those roles in.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                  Cryer just phoned those roles in.
                  It was on the strength of this role that Cryer got his gig on '2.5 Men'...

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Matt View Post
                    You know what...I may just have to retract my assertion that 'Bean' is the single worst film that I've ever seen. I just remembered another that MAY surpass it.

                    'Hope Floats'.
                    If comparing bad chick flicks, I have to throw '50 First Dates' into the ring. To this day I can't understand why women love this pile of shit. Drew Barrymore as a ditz and Adam Sandler as a lovable schmuck...how original.
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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by ingrid View Post
                      If comparing bad chick flicks, I have to throw '50 First Dates' into the ring. To this day I can't understand why women love this pile of shit. Drew Barrymore as a ditz and Adam Sandler as a lovable schmuck...how original.
                      Clearly you've never seen The Ugly Truth. A film that posits itself as a romantic comedy with insight into modern relationships, yet has no laughs and nothing to say. It also wastes Heigl's rack and Butler's charm and, rather than being a diverting 90 minutes, a la The Proposal, left me hateful and depressed.

                      Bleurch!!!
                      I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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                      • #86
                        'the Ugly Truth' is abyssmal. That was ANOTHER film that my wife insisted that I take her to see in the theater. It's far from the worst romcom ever made, but it's way down there on the quality scale.

                        I will cop to the fact that I did laugh in it twice: the baseball scene and the dinner scene (with the vibrating panties) went over pretty well in the theater.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by ingrid View Post
                          If comparing bad chick flicks, I have to throw '50 First Dates' into the ring. To this day I can't understand why women love this pile of shit. Drew Barrymore as a ditz and Adam Sandler as a lovable schmuck...how original.
                          Originally posted by ben thomas View Post
                          Clearly you've never seen The Ugly Truth. A film that posits itself as a romantic comedy with insight into modern relationships, yet has no laughs and nothing to say. It also wastes Heigl's rack and Butler's charm and, rather than being a diverting 90 minutes, a la The Proposal, left me hateful and depressed.

                          Bleurch!!!
                          I've seen worse, I've seen far worse. Don't make me copy and paste my rant about "Something's Gotta Give" again.
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                          • #88
                            See, I was WAITING for you to chime in here with 'Something's Gotta Give', Lisa. You're legendary for hating it, just like I'm legendary for hating 'Hope Floats'.

                            ...and, for the record, 'Hope Floats < 'Something's Gotta Give'.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Matt View Post
                              ...and, for the record, 'Hope Floats < 'Something's Gotta Give'.
                              Don't make me neg rep you. And kill you. And feed your corpse to angry wolverines.
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                              INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Matt View Post
                                .

                                ...and, for the record, 'Shit Floats = 'Someone's Gotta Die!'.
                                BOTH are great!

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