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  • #46
    Originally posted by BillyG View Post
    Tomorrow Lisa wakes up with her hair torn, make up smeared all over her face, and a couple pieces of salami next to her. We've all been there.
    They've done about a gazillion episodes of "Law & Order" over the years where someone in some capacity wakes up with a dead body in the bed next to them. In my case, it'll be the empty deli wrapper, with me sitting up in bed screaming, "OH DEAR GOD!!! WHAT DID I DO??? WHAT DID I DO???!" Followed immediately by - "DOINK DOINK!"
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    • #47
      Know what I like with my salami? Some muenster. So damn good.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by BillyG View Post
        Know what I like with my salami? Some munster. So damn good.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #49
          Originally posted by BillyG View Post
          Know what I like with my salami? Some muenster. So damn good.
          I prefer my salami without cheese.
          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #50
            Originally posted by BillyG View Post
            Tomorrow Lisa wakes up with her hair torn, make up smeared all over her face, and a couple pieces of salami next to her. We've all been there.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Howard View Post
              I prefer my salami without cheese.
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              • #52
                Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                THIS!

                And yes, the other half of the pack is GONE. GONE! If it had a voice, it wouldn't have had even a second to beg for its life by the time I got home last night.
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                  Know what I like with my salami? Some muenster. So damn good.
                  Nooooo.... provolone! Wanna know what's wonderful? Here's what's wonderful: You take a real Italian hero roll, and after you cut it open, you do a little olive oil and red vinegar on both sides of the bread (none of your commie mayo on a real Italian sub!). Then you do some of the genoa salami (may the late packet that arrived at my apartment Monday night R.I.P.), a tiny bit of ham (just a little so you don't overwhelm the salami), provolone, lettuce, tomato (only because tomato is standard. Sometimes I leave it off), and chopped up raw onion.

                  Then you may thank me.
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                  • #54
                    I was with you until the lettuce and tomato. I will double up the onion.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                      I was with you until the lettuce and tomato. I will double up the onion.
                      Yeah, the veggies of choice don't have to be written in blood. I only do the tomato if I'm in the mood, and the lettuce should be shredded. But the onion is absolute!
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                      • #56
                        I wish I was off Friday. I would spend an hour picking out salami and a good roll, then go home and light some candles while I make the sandwich.

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                        • #57
                          You have to have the mood music. The romance route is always nice. Mine, on the other hand, was like the end of "The Blair Witch Project" - the poor helpless packet of salami wandered into the wrong house...
                          Last edited by Lisa; 09-21-2011, 12:50 PM.
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                          • #58
                            Tonight I indulged in an Italian poutine.

                            Switch that brown sauce for a meat sauce and you're good to go.

                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • #59
                              so It's french fries covered in spaghetti sauce with cheese?

                              yes.
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                              • #60
                                I haven't had a good pizza in...months. I think I am getting some Friday.

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