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  • #31
    Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
    Have you seen the trailers for Human Centipede yet? If not, go watch them and report back.
    Are you fucking serious? I started this fucking thread, so yes, I've seen the trailers. I want to see this. You fail.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #32
      I don't follow horror and I know you don't watch it for ACTING!
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
        I don't follow horror and I know you don't watch it for ACTING!
        Bullshit. BAD acting will kill ANY genre, including horror. It doesn't need to be award worthy, but it at LEAST needs to be good enough that you can buy into the characters and the circumstances that they are experiencing.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #34
          True, but the standard for horror is WAY way lower then other genres.
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #35
            But the best part is that nerdious gives a pass to dreck like Machine Girl but shits on this.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #36
              One has Asians and one has Germans. HMMSSS?!?!?!?!
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #37
                Indeed
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #38
                  "The cinematography in this mouth-shitting movie is TERRIBLE. ONE STAR!" - nerdious
                  "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                  "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                  *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                  • #39
                    haha.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Guy Meatdrapes View Post
                      But the best part is that nerdious gives a pass to dreck like Machine Girl but shits on this.

                      also, for the record I've seen Machine Girl. IT's fucking retarded but was entertaining for the most part just because it was so FUCKING RETARDED.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #41
                        how soon before we see a review that says that 'this film shits in the mouth of its target audience'?
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • #42
                          The reviews have been pretty decent for this flick actually.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Matt View Post
                            how soon before we see a review that says that 'this film shits in the mouth of its target audience'?
                            Only if Gene Shalit got a hold of the movie.
                            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                            • #44
                              There are new trailers, Rob.
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                              • #45
                                Good lord, now I know how the board felt when that whole DOTD dust up occur.

                                Ladies and gentlemen of the boards, I feel your pain.
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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