NY... not far behind Minnesota, Ohio and Florida!

[Lisa]

Haaaaah!!! HHAAAAAAAHHAA!!!! Yes, fireworks are illegal in NY, so if you don't leave them to the pros working the big professional fireworks displays over the Hudson River that are open to the public, it's likely that this will happen.

It's a shame to see that this happened on Long Island. I was kind of hoping it was the douchebag who was setting off fireworks in front of our building for a solid hour at 2 AM. (Sorry if that sounds "old", but c'mon... 2 AM.)

[nerdious dorkus]

NY sucks. Trying to ban salt and increasing cigarette tax. Fuck NY.

[Lisa]

Banning salt will never happen. That's like the time NJ tried to ban soft cooked eggs and rare red meat in restaurants. It lasted about a month, then was repealed. Cigarette tax hikes have been going on for years.

[Timothy225]

My next door neighbor's boyfriend is shooting fireworks off in their backyard already. Why he's not waiting for nightfall so you can see the damn things explode better is beyond me.

He is playing his Sinatra medley while blowing stuff up, so I can't be too pissed at him.

[Ed Hocken]

I remember my dad making a remark about not being able to get eggs sunny side up in NJ.

If that didn't cause a riot, I don't know what could.

[Lisa]

Wow...

You know, normally, I do truly feel that the loss of any human life is sad. But not this piece of shit.

A little background info: Less than a year ago, this piece of human garbage, who was a NYC EMT, ignored a pregnant woman who collapsed on the floor of a Brooklyn lunch place while he and his partner were on their break. They were getting coffee when the woman collapsed, and despite the pleas of the woman's co-workers to help her, Green and his partner Melisa Jackson, told her co-workers to "call 911", and then they walked out. Let me repeat that - two NYC EMTs couldn't be bothered to help a dying woman because they were on their coffee break. The woman and her baby later died at the hospital.

Anyway, when I just heard about this on the news? I've honestly never seen karma in a finer form than right now. I hope they're keeping hell hot for this guy, and I also hope that something equally unpleasant happens to his partner.

[I_Cassini]

Wow...

You know, normally, I do truly feel that the loss of any human life is sad. But not this piece of shit.

A little background info: Less than a year ago, this piece of human garbage, who was a NYC EMT, ignored a pregnant woman who collapsed on the floor of a Brooklyn lunch place while he and his partner were on their break. They were getting coffee when the woman collapsed, and despite the pleas of the woman's co-workers to help her, Green and his partner Melisa Jackson, told her co-workers to "call 911", and then they walked out. Let me repeat that - two NYC EMTs couldn't be bothered to help a dying woman because they were on their coffee break. The woman and her baby later died at the hospital.

Anyway, when I just heard about this on the news? I've honestly never seen karma in a finer form than right now. I hope they're keeping hell hot for this guy, and I also hope that something equally unpleasant happens to his partner.

Incredible! I have never heard of an EMT like that- usually they are psyched to get in the middle of the action to take care of someone.

I know they said the brother wasnt a suspect but hmmmm.

[Lisa]

Well, I love how the now-dead-piece-of-shit claimed that it was all "bogus lies" that they ignored her, said, "Call 911" and walked out - the fucking idiot was seen by all the woman's co-workers, who were begging them to help her, and by a cafe full of customers. Au Bon Pain is a chain around here - mostly baked goods, coffees and healthier options for lunch, like sandwiches, soups and salads. They're ALWAYS packed, no matter what location - I've never been in one where there aren't at least a dozen people besides the employees.

[Lisa]

Cannot.stop.laughing!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...ts_down_e.html

[Ed Hocken]

Huh, he seemed so cheery.

[Lisa]

Holy crap on a cracker!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...earold_ac.html

1. First and most obvious - the guy jumps 39 stories off of a building, and the only picture they can find of him is one where he's dressed as Peter Pan? Really? Really??
2. HOLY SHIT, HE SURVIVED!! Apparently, a car broke his fall!
3. Proving that there is still some good in the world, I really do love this quote from the owner of the car:

The owner of the $14,000 Charger turned down his insurance company's suggestion that he sue Magill for totaling his car. "That's the last thing I need to tell this kid, that 'I'm suing you,'" said Guy McCormack, a construction worker.

That's a good person, plain and simple.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fucking lulz. I mean yeah it' sad that he tried to off himself, but fucking lulz to the Peter Pan picture.

[Abraham Smashington]

hehe.

[Timothy225]

Holy crap on a cracker!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...earold_ac.html

1. First and most obvious - the guy jumps 39 stories off of a building, and the only picture they can find of him is one where he's dressed as Peter Pan? Really? Really??
2. HOLY SHIT, HE SURVIVED!! Apparently, a car broke his fall!
3. Proving that there is still some good in the world, I really do love this quote from the owner of the car:


That's a good person, plain and simple.

My guess is Tinkerbell showed up and asked thousands of New Yawkers if they believe this yahoo should live and they all started clapping their hands. They did, and Peter Pan LIVED!

Oh, Tinkerbell, you silly fairy!

[Lisa]

Y'know, just yesterday, I was saying that it's nice to still see good people in this world, given the quote from the guy who owned the car that the suicide leaper landed on:

The owner of the $14,000 Charger turned down his insurance company's suggestion that he sue Magill for totaling his car. "That's the last thing I need to tell this kid, that 'I'm suing you,'" said Guy McCormack, a construction worker.

Too bad the nice man in question is married to someone not quite as pleasant...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...5Hgac25gUUxmeN