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Abraham Smashington 08-11-2010 09:46 AM

Random Shit Dealing With Comics
 
This is pretty great. Really dig the River City Punisher one.

Anderson 08-11-2010 11:08 AM

It's funny, but Comics Alliance has really been pissing me off recently.

Abraham Smashington 08-11-2010 11:15 AM

I've never really even gone there before but a buddy of mine posted that on FB and I found it humorous.

Timothy225 08-11-2010 07:21 PM

I want to play the Thor, Punisher, and Watchmen games NAO!

Ed Hocken 08-11-2010 11:16 PM

Hell yes on Hellboy.

Abraham Smashington 08-12-2010 09:48 AM

So a buddy of mine said something today that made me think of the awesome Garfield:His 9 Lives book/show. Does anyone else remember the awesomeness of that book. This panel scared the shit outta me as a kid...

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...arfield301.jpg

And what you're not seeing is an old women to the left of Garfield looking the other way asking if he's hungry for anything....

Ed Hocken 08-12-2010 09:49 AM

That cartoon (or at least that segment involving the cat that turned into a dog) was freaky as shit. I could have sworn it aired once and only once.

Abraham Smashington 08-12-2010 09:58 AM

The book was so much better. The art was AMAZING in some of the stories. Loved the Noir tale as well.

Ed Hocken 08-12-2010 10:00 AM

The one involving vikings was just strange.

Abraham Smashington 08-12-2010 10:07 AM

They fucking landed in ST PAUL MN! haha. I also remember the chick viking in that comic was one of the first masturbatory fantasies of my younger days haha. Before I found real porn.

Ed Hocken 08-12-2010 10:08 AM

Yup, I remember that image. I didn't jerk off to it mind you, but I do remember that being pointed out in school.

Anderson 08-12-2010 11:49 AM

That fucking bitch Cathy finally dies.

Abraham Smashington 08-12-2010 11:52 AM

GOOD. Now kill Marmaduke, Wizard of ID, BC, and the rest of the Sunday comics. Except Foxtrot. Bill Amend is awesome.

Ed Hocken 08-12-2010 11:55 AM

But what of Rex Morgan, M.D?!

Abraham Smashington 08-12-2010 11:55 AM

MALPRACTICE SUIT.

Ed Hocken 08-12-2010 11:57 AM

Nice of you to SPOIL the ending there.

They might as well do away with the Sunday Comics. None of them are funny, no one reads them.

Fer fucksake, retire Dilbert already.

*Pours a .40 for The Far Side*

Timothy225 08-12-2010 02:04 PM

Hey, she got a 34 year career out of it and made some decent bank. More power to her, I say, but I'm not going to shed any tears for the strip's passing.

Hell, I stopped reading the funnies, and the newspaper in general, a few years back, and really don't miss any of it (durn intranetz!).

Ed Hocken 08-12-2010 02:36 PM

Not gonna lie, I like reading the Wall Street Journal. And the Financial Times ('DEM PAPERS ARE PINK!) to make me feel classy.

Timothy225 08-12-2010 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hocken (Post 162132)
Not gonna lie, I like reading the Wall Street Journal. And the Financial Times ('DEM PAPERS ARE PINK!) to make me feel classy.

That's cuz youse is all "city-fied", boy! You plum fergot yer days when y'all was a hillbilly like th' rest of yore kin! Now look atcha, readin' them fancy papers o' yours! An' wearin' fancy suits! An' V-necks! You with yer "high on" ways. What, makin' more than $3.50 an hour not good enough fer ya?

Shoe wearer! Book reader! Concrete walker!

Captain Russ 09-10-2010 05:04 PM

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6711/jamesjoyce1.png

Beaton comic.

Context:
  Spoiler: The filthy, but doting context. 
Quote:

James Joyce wrote:
December 8th, 1909. Dublin.

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

JIM


I think Joyce would be right at home here.


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