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  • #1

    The X-Files - Can you go back home?

    The answer after one episode is I DON'T KNOW.

    It was nice seeing everyone back but Mulder and Scully were almost acting like caricatures of themselves. Joel McHale was a terrible choice, at least for me, because I can't take him seriously at all.

    Loved the quick "Oh yeah, you two fucked, didn't fuck, got together, had a baby, then split again.." line because it was so ridiculous.

    Bearded Skinner is weird. And I know it's a conspiracy show but that old Roswell doctor was ridiculous.

    "I MAY NOT BE HERE LONG SO HERE IS A RIDDLE WRAPPED IN AN ENIGMA COVERED IN SECRET SAUCE. FIGURE IT OUT QUICKLY MULDER"

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    All the black oil, alien bounty hunters, and bible coated alien ship, etc... All "misdirection?"
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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  • #2
    So I'm glad I'm skipping it?
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    • #3
      Well the second episode was MUCH BETTER and felt more like X-Files. That tiny hand was all sorts of fucked up as was the kid eating the creamed corn or whatever. Fuck.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        You know what would have made the tiny hand even more fucked up?


        HAND SHARK!!!
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        • #5
          hahahah. VIN IS THE BEST.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            I finished the first episode last night and I'm not sure what it was trying to accomplish. So is Mulder (Carter) saying that the first nine years were all garbage trickery and all the mythology can the thrown out? That's a... Weird and disrespectful way to start off. But at least it won't bother me that I haven't finished rewatching/newly watching the first run.

            I've heard the series improves as it goes so I'll hang in there but I didn't think it was all that great, other than the OMG Mulder and Scully factor.

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            • #7
              the second episode is much better but yeah, the whole "IT WAS ALL MISDIRECTION!" reeks like bullshit. What about the black oil, bounty hunters, etc....?
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                I watched dat too. So you shit on all the previous mythology? Fuck off. I'm out.
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                • #9
                  eh, I wouldn't go that far yet. I mean it's fucking JOEL MCHALE saying this. Plus it just doesn't make sense.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    I agree, the first episode wasn't very good. The second one is better. I hear episode 3 is really good.
                    "With all the dick sucking and butt fucking jokes we make, this is the gayest thing ever posted on BDR. Even Howard cringed from behind his laptop playing Gilmore Girls." -BillyG

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                    • #11
                      My understanding is the first episode is garbage and by episode four it's exactly what we all wanted.

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                      • #12
                        Fantastic fucking episode this week. Rhys is the fucking best.

                        "Defend yourself!" Tyler Labine continues to have the best "drugged/dunk" speech patterns of all time.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          also, Gillian was on POINT during the story at the cemetery.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            also liked the memorial to Kim Manners. That was a nice touch.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              Last night's episode was hilarious.
                              "With all the dick sucking and butt fucking jokes we make, this is the gayest thing ever posted on BDR. Even Howard cringed from behind his laptop playing Gilmore Girls." -BillyG

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