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  • Shitty Films You've Seen in Theaters

    Since I've been keeping track of the films I've spent my monies on to see in theaters since 2006, I thought I'd start a thread of the real shitty ones I paid to see. Here goes:

    2006: Hoodwinked & Ultraviolet were the two worst offenders for pure shit that I sat through. Ice Age 2 & Silent Hill were both runners up.

    2007: Damn, this year sucked. I saw 30 Days of Night, Ghostrider, Halloween, AVP 2, I am Legend, and Shrek 3. I think 30 Days of Night wins for this year.

    2008: Indy and the Crystal skull wins, hands down. Hancock, The Happening, and Jumper are all runners up, but Indy just breaks my heart.

    2009: It's a toss up between Transformers 2 & Wolverine. Marley & Me and Ninja Assassin both were runners up.

    As for past years that I can remember: Halloween 6, The Lost World, Batman Forever and Batman & Robin, Undercover Brother, LXG, Planet of the Apes, TMNT3, and I'm sure there are plenty more I'm forgetting.
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    LXG, Batman and Robin, Wolverine. All shitshows.
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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    • #3
      Avatar.
      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
        Cop Out.
        Fixed.
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #5
          I actually really liked Cop Out.
          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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          • #6
            Some more: Both "volcano" films, both "Mars" films, and both "asteroids hitting" Earf films.
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #7
              'Bean' pure fucking rage
              'Runaway Bride' grit my teeth and stay calm
              'Hope Floats' murder death kill
              'The Fifth Element' gouge my eyes out
              'Speed Racer' good GOD can we leave yet???
              'Sliver' get the fuck out of here

              more as I think of 'em.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                I actually really liked Cop Out.
                And with that, all further film opinions coming from you are now null and void.
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  I saw League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in the theater.

                  I still don't know why.
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #10
                    Ugh, I saw Runaway Bride too. Thanks for bringing those memories back.

                    Also, Robots & Big Trouble.
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #11
                      THE RELIC.

                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ari View Post
                        And with that, all further film opinions coming from you are now null and void.
                        Says the man who hasn't even seen it. At least I gave Avatar a chance. Even though I knew I would hate it.
                        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                          Avatar.
                          YES.

                          In conclusion, fuck Avatar.
                          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                          ~
                          *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                          • #14
                            Avatar isn't shit and this coming from a guy who didn't think it was all that great either.
                            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                            • #15
                              Yeah. The Avatar hate astounds me. It is in noway a shit film like Batman & Robin or Sliver.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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