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  • STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN

    A new Real-Life series that will chronicle martial arts expert and international film star Steven Seagal's extraordinary life in law enforcement.

    OMGZ! MUST WATCH.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    All the criminals escape while Fat Seagal plays a cover of Little Wing on his acoustic.
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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    • #3
      Get the fuck out.
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #4


        Now there's a buddy cop movie I'd like to see.

        Panda and the Fatass
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          I can't believe this. Someone dosed me with the Jacob's Ladder acid.
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #6
            Might as well call this show "The New Jake and the fatman". You can guess which is which.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #7
              I will watch the fuck out of this show. Just saying.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Hmmm. I thought the Mafia had killed him already.
                We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                  Might as well call this show "The New Jake and the fatman". You can guess which is which.
                  Looks like the fatman ate Jake
                  Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                  Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                  POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                  • #10
                    I still can't believe someone cosplayed as Seagal when I went to the midnight screening of Hard to Kill. It was great.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #11
                      My brother has been doing that for years.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        Hey-o
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Your brother squints and wears a lot of tourqoise jewelry?
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #14
                            Don't forget the following: fat and can't act.
                            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #15
                              My brother is fucking huge, wears boots, sports a long black ponytail and wears a leather trenchcoat. He would kick your ass. haha.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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