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  • 1968 Tunnel Rats: A game by UWE BOLL

    http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40153.html


    Jesus christ. What in the fuck is this?
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

  • #2
    That was the most generic piece of shit I've ever seen. What the fuck was the shit that "no one could have prepared your for"? An exploding copter? Really?

    "Hey Sgt. Hershel, you ready to fight in a tunnel?"

    "Yeah, I guess."

    "You ready to fight in the jungle?"

    "Um, well, sure."

    "You ready to fight in the jungle while standing above a tunnel with a helicopter going boom-boom 10 feet away from you!?!?!?"

    "FUCK MY ZIPPER PANTS!!! NO ONE SAID NOTHING 'BOUT NO 'SPLODING COPTERS TO ME!!!!!!!"

    "Bitch, you just got Bolled."
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    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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    • #3
      Dude, maybe that helicopter killed his parents.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        Maybe the helicopter made the tunnels!
        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        • #5
          Maybe you ARE THE HELICOPTER. And that was all a dream sequence.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            Ohhh, I get it now. You died in a tunnel, and were resurrected as a helicopter. Not just a helicopter, but a HELLicopter!
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #7
              Exactly. GOLD, JERRY, GOLD!
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                When will there ever be a good Vietnam era videogame? It could awesome.
                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                • #9
                  Well, if you die and come back as a helicopter I'd say this game may be it.
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #10
                    Battlefield:Vietnam for the PC wasn't too shabby.

                    And Platoon for the NES was awesome. And by awesome, I mean horribly un-fun.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #11
                      Yeah, I vaguely remember Platoon. No bueno.
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #12
                        Are you man enough to enlist as a tunnel rat?
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                        • #13
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            Haaa!
                            "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                            "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                            Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                            • #15
                              And what about that badass "Fridge" figure? Man I loved the 80's.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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