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    So just read an article on a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action remake. What are your thoughts...

    http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=7635
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  • #2
    Not a huge fan of TMNT......So I'm not sure
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    • #3
      well what the hell then.. hhaha just kidding
      I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
      Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
      Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
      She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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      • #4
        Ari and I talked about this in another thread somewhere. Bring in someone who understands and can work with practical suits (i.e. Del Toro; which would never happen) and I'd be curious. Base it off the original story and it could be cool. It doesn't need to be an R, but a harder PG-13 may be decent. Henson knocked those designs outta the park back in the day and with the invention of new materials and ways to make creature-suits, we could have something half way decent. Or we get a crap-fest. Wouldn't really bother me either way.
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        • #5
          Ya i hear ya.. it would be great to have real good action scenes, i know the suits might be hard to fight in, but hell man they are ninja turtles, let see some kick ass fighting...

          And if they do make this movie, i want something that im not just taking my nephew to because he wants to see it, but be able to walk out of the movie and say i loved it to..
          I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
          Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
          Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
          She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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          • #6
            Are you saying you guys didn't love Air Bud 19, Ping Ponging in Hong Kong?
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            • #7
              I thought part 19 was oceanic water polo?
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              • #8
                Ari your closer, will you kill brian for me
                I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
                Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
                Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
                She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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                • #9
                  if they plan on bringing back the original director from the first l/a tmnt movie and utilize a really good writer who uses more of the source material, i think it would be fine. i believe they're planning to do the back story of shredder in this new one.
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                  • #10
                    Back story of Shredder? Let's pray Rob Zombie stays far, far away.
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                    • #11
                      INT- DIRTY TRAILER

                      Porn magazine are strewned about. Dirty dishes are piled up in the sink. Entire trailer has a hazy look to it thanks to the nicotine stained walls. Older woman passed out on the couch with dried vomit on her mumu.

                      INT-BOY'S BEDROOM

                      A boy is wearing a tinfoil mask. His walls are covered in 80's rock posters (Poison, Winger, Bon Jovi). Unskinny Bop is blaring in the background. He is staring into his mirror holding his pet turtle.

                      AROKU SAKI
                      You have been sentanced to death. Any last words?

                      (CLOSE UP ON TURTLE)
                      The boy starts to methodically tear off the shell, all while laughing. Blood spurts up onto his face. We zoom onto his smile.


                      MUSICAL STING
                      TITLE EXPLODES ON SCREEN
                      TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Rob View Post
                        INT- DIRTY TRAILER

                        Porn magazine are strewned about. Dirty dishes are piled up in the sink. Entire trailer has a hazy look to it thanks to the nicotine stained walls. Older woman passed out on the couch with dried vomit on her mumu.

                        INT-BOY'S BEDROOM

                        A boy is wearing a tinfoil mask. His walls are covered in 80's rock posters (Poison, Winger, Bon Jovi). Unskinny Bop is blaring in the background. He is staring into his mirror holding his pet turtle.

                        AROKU SAKI
                        You have been sentanced to death. Any last words?

                        (CLOSE UP ON TURTLE)
                        The boy starts to methodically tear off the shell, all while laughing. Blood spurts up onto his face. We zoom onto his smile.


                        MUSICAL STING
                        TITLE EXPLODES ON SCREEN
                        TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA ARI

                        fixed.
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                        • #13
                          If it were live-action, I'd ask the Ruskie who just did Wanted to do it. And make it like the comic:awesome AND violent.
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                          • #14
                            I never ripped off a turtle shell on purpose, you sonofabitch!
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                            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ari View Post
                              I never ripped off a turtle shell on purpose, you sonofabitch!
                              lies! you totally did after you watched cannibal halocaust. just admit it.
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