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apparently there's a new "beverage" called drank that's becoming popular in the south, or as the late mr. hedberg would say, the sth. and is currently marketed as the anti-energy drink with their slogan, "slow your roll." the active ingredients are: melatonin, valerian root, rose hips, water, and purple. mmm, it's purple. hahah. according to wikipedia, melatonin's "primary function as synchronizer of the biological clock." interesting.
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I'd rather drink a beer, smoke, and take a nap. But it is purple! And purple = goodness"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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i think i'd like to put a few shots of vodka in that and then smoke a bowl and sleep for 6 days.
nice.scissors on his head! scissors on his fucking head!!Comment
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Exactly. Minus the vodka."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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