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  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    I fucking less than three the first one along with all of the original books, and this new one looks to be 100 shades of awesome.

    http://movies.yahoo.com/premieres/72...tandardformat/

    Del Toro is a fucking pimp.
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    Re: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    First Hellboy was great!!!

    Just saw the preview for The Golden Army last night........I'm excited!!
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    "Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

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    • #3
      Re: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

      I still need to make Lesley watch the first one. May have to go pick that up in Blu-ray tonight.
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      • #4
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        I watched the trailer with Sarah. Did he really have a smaller budget this time around? Sure as hell doesn't look like it to me. People, we have a helluva summer creeping up on us!
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        • #5
          The movie was awesome, even better than the first one. More Abe Sapien is always a good thing. Johann Kraus steals the movie though. The scene with Tecate was brilliant.
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          • #6
            I gotta see this one in the theater, looks fuckin awsome
            You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds! - Bill S. Preston

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            • #7
              I agree. I hate going to the theatre but I'll be in there for this. And with DARK KNIGHT next week I'll have been to the movies twice in one week. I don't remember the last time that happened.

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              • #8
                If you had awesome demon horns would you hack em off to fit in?
                You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds! - Bill S. Preston

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                • #9
                  Would I get to date a totally hot chick with crazy pyro powers? If so, yes.

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                  • #10
                    you would think that devil horns would help you get a chick like that
                    You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds! - Bill S. Preston

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                    • #11
                      Holy bag of reacharounds, this was amazing. Jim Henson is fapping in his grave at the creature designs.

                      I, on the other hand, was just geekgasming all over the theater an hour ago. Highlights were the Troll Market sequence, the bridge elemental, the Angel of Death, and of course, the titular creatures. The elven twins were pretty amazing as well. I really feel that Luke Goss is Guillermo's go-to actor when it comes to villains with pathos (He was awesome in Blade II as well). I really felt like he had just cause in wanting to fuck us up.

                      Overall, the best movie of the summer for me (so far).

                      So yeah...if I had one tenth of the imagination that del Toro has, I would be a portly badass too.
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • #12
                        Dear Guillermo Del Toro,

                        Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
                        You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
                        Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
                        'cause you are the wind beneath my wings,
                        'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

                        Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
                        You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
                        Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
                        Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
                        Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

                        Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
                        so high I almost touch the sky.
                        Thank you, thank you,
                        thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.

                        Love forever,

                        Ari Strozenberg

                        P.S.
                        Hellboy + Abe + beer + Barry Manilow = Greatest scene in a film I've witnessed all year long.
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                        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

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                        • #13
                          I hope to see this next week. Does look awesome, and glad to hear that it kicks ass. I also agree with you on Luke Goss. We just re-watched Blade 2 last week and he kicks all kinds of ass in it.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ari View Post
                            Dear Guillermo Del Toro,

                            Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
                            You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
                            Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
                            'cause you are the wind beneath my wings,
                            'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

                            Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
                            You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
                            Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
                            Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
                            Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

                            Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
                            so high I almost touch the sky.
                            Thank you, thank you,
                            thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings.

                            Love forever,

                            Ari Strozenberg

                            P.S.
                            Hellboy + Abe + beer + Barry Manilow = Greatest scene in a film I've witnessed all year long.
                            Wow, WTF where you smoking when you wrote this
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ScooterLaBeef View Post
                              Wow, WTF where you smoking when you wrote this
                              I may have borrowed it from somebody.
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                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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