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  • #1

    Nestle Hotline

    OK, do the following:

    Call the Nestle Hotline at 1-800-295-0051.
    (keep trying if you get a busy signal)

    When asked if you want English or Spanish, wait quietly and don't say anything. After about 10 seconds, you'll understand why.

    Keep going and press 4, and then press 7. I didn't listen to the other options, but THIS one absolutely killed.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
    Tags: lesley has cooties!
  • #2
    HAha, pig latin. Knock knock jokes? Hahaha
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      I did boy expressing his affection for the girl he likes. haha
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        do cooties.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #5
          Yeah, the cooties one is awesome. Especially when he goes over how girls get rid of cooties.
          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #6
            My mental image of the girls getting rid of cooties? Lesley.
            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Howard View Post
              My mental image of the girls getting rid of cooties? Lesley.
              hahahah, just listened to this. Totally,.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                How to get rid of cooties? A punch in the shoulder. Love it.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #9
                  cooties! cooties!
                  If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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                  • #10
                    Cootie shots, get ya cootie shots!
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lesley View Post
                      cooties! cooties!
                      Psst. You forgot to spin.
                      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                      - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #12
                        I have to ask: Did you figure this out yourself, or did someone tell you. And if you figured it out, what were you doing calling the Nestle hotline?
                        Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy

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                        • #13
                          I think it's a viral campaign. Notice the long commercial in the very beginning. Saw it posted on a few friends FB status earlier this week.

                          Also, why aren't you spinning?
                          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            A coworker IM'd me on it this morning. Much laughter around the office ensued.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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