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    This kid looks like a pin-up model for child molesters. Why are the kids going apeshit over him?
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    My magic 8-ball says "ask Ari"
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    • #3
      Zac Efron must be relieved.
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      • #4
        http://www.avclub.com/articles/how-t...swagger,36783/

        "Swaggeriffic" has to be the whitest word ever. This kid's gonna get Gacy'd.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
          My magic 8-ball says "ask Ari"
          He's too old.
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          • #6
            You heard ari, this kid is 15. That means grass on the field is a dealbreaker.
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            • #7
              I just thought Ari might understand why the kids were digging him as Ari knows all about the kids.

              Carnally that is.
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              • #8
                I've never heard of this kid. Thank god.
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                • #9
                  Why would hear of this kid? We're not 14 year old girls. I doubt my 17 year old sis even heard of this guy.
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                  • #10
                    So the question is, why does The Sugartits know of him?
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                    • #11
                      Because he currently has Bieber nailed like Jesus to a wall in his basement.
                      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                      • #12
                        So Sugartits got bored with the Jonas Brothers huh?
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                        • #13
                          I don't bind, torture or kill anymore.

                          I've had a bunch of super bowl shit come in over the last few days and he's doing one of the Viacom pre-shows. Plus, I remembered the name from some sort of mall stampede a few months back.

                          So, I googled the fucker and found a video of him singing Lovefool. I didn't know that these difficult times had us all remembering the pop culture of 1996.

                          Plus, he looks like he knows what a roofie tastes like.
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                          • #14
                            These are pre-teens we're talking about. They were either too young or weren't alive in '96.
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                            • #15
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TxJTDpbk5w
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