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    The Kim Kardashian Video: You're All Insane

    Bored and spaced out, she just lays there while the dude that she's with mounts/fondles/has his way with her.

    Is she attractive? NO. And she's gonna be HUGE one day. Those pounds may be off for now, but I'll wait...
    Is she good in bed? NO. She looks like a terrible lay. I'd stop what I was doing and turn on 'Hogan's Heroes' for a more satisfying conclusion.

    SOMEBODY PLEASE explain her appeal.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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    Matt aka Judas Booth: BDR's Celebrity Sex Tape analyst
    Last edited by Ed Hocken; 12-23-2009, 02:06 PM.
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    • #3
      I'll pick up a 6 pack and join you in some 'Hogan's Heroes', Matt.
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      • #4
        The Latina big butt and cleavage? *shrugs*
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Matt View Post
          Bored and spaced out, she just lays there while the dude that she's with mounts/fondles/has his way with her.

          Is she attractive? NO. And she's gonna be HUGE one day. Those pounds may be off for now, but I'll wait...
          Is she good in bed? NO. She looks like a terrible lay. I'd stop what I was doing and turn on 'Hogan's Heroes' for a more satisfying conclusion.

          SOMEBODY PLEASE explain her appeal.
          Totally agree, she looked like a virgin in bed
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          • #6
            She isn't UGLY by any means, but come on! It'd be a bad night if she were the hottest woman in the bar.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ari View Post
              I'll pick up a 6 pack and join you in some 'Hogan's Heroes', Matt.
              Ari, Matt will not be your Carpy.
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                Matt aka Judas Booth: BDR's Celebrity Sex Tape analyst
                Hey, I've seen a few of them. Somebody needs to teach Kim what to fucking do, that's for sure.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #9
                  Her ass man. That is all.

                  Is that tape boring? Yep. But that fucking ass man. I would eat icecream outta that ass.
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                  • #10
                    She's attractive, period. A dead lay however is a deal breaker. I hadn't seen the video so I had no knowledge of her bedroom prowess. In my mind she was a minx, but now....Eh.
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                    • #11
                      When is a sex tape not boring? After listening to enough sources, it appears that video taping yourself doing it is not interesting.
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                        When is a sex tape not boring? After listening to enough sources, it appears that video taping yourself doing it is not interesting.
                        That's why I add alot of smash zooms and shit. Keep people on their toes.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          Fuckin A man, I didn't ask your sex tape to be shot like a Hype Williams video. Why did you use a fish eye lens?
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #14
                            Rarely are they boring. Funny? Yes. Interesting? Yes.

                            Personally I think the Fred Durst one is pretty funny. Same to the Pamela Anderson one.
                            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
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                            • #15
                              Makes everything look more GANGSTA.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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