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So, I've decided this is going to happen. My sister borrowed me her copy and it's sitting dangerously close to the PS3. I consider it more of a "know your enemy" proposition. I just can't decide if I should get really drunk first and liveblog/postwhore using this thread. I expect plodding awfulness but I NEED to see a vampire sparkle in the mid-day sun.
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DO IT."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Robert Pattinson will probably end up pissing you off, just as a forewarning. He speaks as though he has to pee but can't go until tomorrow: very pained, abrupt, and choppy. And he did the same damn thing in the new one. Most of my friends will coo about "Team Edward" and I just keep coming back to the fact that he's a dirty British guy who can't act...Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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Get drunk, do it."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Can't be worse than GI JOE....can it?"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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ED HATES AMERICA."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Nope, I love Team America but GI JOE is just garbage. So I don't hate America, I hate shitty movies.
As for Twilight, from what I hear it's just really boring."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Twilight had me laughing my ass off. Just watch the facial expressions that the 2 leads make when they meet. Robert Pattinson looks like he's trying so hard not to shit his pants. It's funny as hell.
The movie was uninteresting crap. Watching it drunk would probably be akin to when I watched Spice World stoned.
Only I was signing my ass off during Spice World.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
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If there is not video of this, you must repeat and film.Originally posted by Ari View PostTouch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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It must suck when people confuse you with Scary Spice.Originally posted by Ari View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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I thank God EVERY SINGLE DAY that my wife hates vampire romance novels.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I prefer signing over singing so my hearing impaired fans can listen along.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Seen at the NEW MOON midnight premiere, according to my sister- a herd of hausfraus in their mid-30s with homemade shirts.
Front- "My heart belongs to my husband..."
Back- "but my neck belongs to Edward."
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HHAHAHAHAHAH. Bill Paxton would fuck Edward up and then fuck Bella."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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