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  • "Everytime your bitch burp, you smell my balls in the air."

    http://www.snacksandshit.com/


    Some great ones there.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    "The niggas is comin', get out your good dishes or something like it's Thanksgiving, niggas.
    *golf clap*

    out of context makes these lines even funnier.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      Gonna leave that ho with no dough and plenty of back pain.
      Haha, oh DMX, you silly bastard.
      Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy

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      • #4
        FINALLY!

        I was laughing all day at these.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          "Somebody better tell 'em that we in this bitch like an unborn baby."
          lol Damn work filter had this gold blocked all day. Great hilarity. Lulz
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • #6
            "What you want in your stomach, a girl or a boy?"
            W.T.F.

            Oh man, the next one was even better!

            "Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shit."

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