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**Ed Hocken** · 09-04-2009, 07:12 AM

Actually filmed where I used to live. Movie feels like a remake of Risky Business up to a point.

**Matt** · 09-04-2009, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by PAULINE KAEL View Post

I think that my review is going to be a love letter to Cuthbert's tits.

wait a minute, do you actually see those lovely naughty bits in this movie? If so, a rental may be warranted.

**Ari** · 09-04-2009, 08:21 AM

No, not bare anyways.

**Ed Hocken** · 09-04-2009, 08:24 AM

And Timothy Olyphant plays the sleezy pimp. He does it well.

**Ari** · 09-04-2009, 08:25 AM

Seriously, I wanted to bang Jack Bauer's daughter so fucking bad in this movie that I took out the dvd and fucked it's center hole.

**Ed Hocken** · 09-04-2009, 08:27 AM

Jesus! Your wang is that narrow?

**nerdious dorkus** · 09-04-2009, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by Ari View Post

Seriously, I wanted to bang Jack Bauer's daughter so fucking bad in this movie that I took out the dvd and fucked it's center hole.

You would fuck it is center hole.

**Ari** · 09-04-2009, 08:29 AM

I shattered the fuck outta that DVD with my Jewish Mjolnir so I proceeded to fuck the DVD case.

Eventually, I just fucked my DVD player.

**Ed Hocken** · 09-04-2009, 08:29 AM

Now I know why Ari is not not allowed to get bagels anymore.

**Ari** · 09-04-2009, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post

You would fuck it is center hole.

WOMP

**Matt** · 09-04-2009, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by EdHocken View Post

Jesus! Your wang is that narrow?

It is NOW.

**gravedigger** · 09-04-2009, 06:06 PM

This movie is great. Cuthbert looks really nice and all but Hitman steals the show.

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