READING RAINBOW

[Anderson]

What the fuck is up with that theme song?

Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high. What the fuck does that have to do with promoting literacy?

[Abraham Smashington]

Absolutely nothing. But I now hate your face for getting that song stuck in my head. Fucking Geordi.

[Anderson]

Kids are stupid for watching that show.


At least you can win a personal pan pizza at Pizza Hut for reading books with "BOOK IT".

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck yeah. I was a goddamn pimp with the book it shit. All the other kids hated me.

[Nathan]

Holy flashback. Book it. Good lord.

[Ed Hocken]

Anyone remember the Blockbuster video/pizza hut contest that featured cards you'd insert into a photobooth like device and you would find out if your card was a winner?

And as for Reading Rainbow, it was a goddamn kids show that taught you about reading. Of course shit isn't going to make sense. But you don't have to take my word for it. *Dun Dun Dun*

[Captain Russ]

Back in the day, the ma would only let us watch PBS, so this, Sesame Street and Carmen Sandiego were inprinted in my brain in early childhood.

Book it can go suck it. I got fat as Pizza the Hut from reading.

[Ed Hocken]

Yes, blame Book It for making you fatass. That's right, pass the blame..

[Abraham Smashington]

That's right, pass the blame..

It's the American way!

[Captain Russ]

Can't blame the Jews for everything, ya know.

[Abraham Smashington]

Can't blame the Jews for everything, ya know.

ZING!

[Captain Russ]

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

Except for Sundays.

Just like Chick-Fil-A.

Because Jesus was a chicken in a mansuit.

[Ed Hocken]

It's the American way!

Actually, the American Way is to do everything really half-assed. But this can apply also.

[PHEDG]

Anyone remember Pinwheel or Today's Special?

[Abraham Smashington]

Anyone remember Pinwheel or Today's Special?

http://forums.podcaust.com/showthrea...ay%27s+special