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    http://www.digg.com/comedy/10_Unfort...lt_Should_Know

    I like the thread. Simply as that.
    "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

    "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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    Re: Facts of Life, I guess....

    Originally posted by Rowhair
    Great stuff in there. I dont know why but I think this is soo funny:

    ?Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.?
    "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

    "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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      Re: Facts of Life, I guess....

      lol...
      "Agree to everything except for #6 - "Anal sex does not make you gay." Though I have nothing against homosexuals, if you want to get boned by your girlfriend wearing a strapped-on cock, that's pretty gay in my book."

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