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Attention: The living dead have, indeed, started roaming the earth. Arm yourselves with any kind of gun, an ax, a chainsaw, or any kind of blunt object that with pound their skull in. My Lady got attacked by a Zombie. I have proof...
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"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson
"What if you get scared half to death twice?"
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And she tasted oh so good!"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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