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  • BITCH BACK THE FUCK UP...

    I haven't had a smoke in over 24 hours, I have no heat in my car, and I'm sick. I want to destroy babies.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

  • #2
    No smoking in 24 hours for me neither. Car has heat but I'm still a bit under the weather. So you win. Don't kick the baby.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #3
      I'mma gonna kick that goddamn baby so hard.....
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        Relax, you're being very un-dude.
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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        • #5
          so... no calling at 10 pm asking if you're going to log on to play some left4dead then?
          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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          • #6
            Until I'm better, no vidja gamin for me. And goddamn did that phone call piss me off in the beginning. I had no fucking clue who the fuck it was and I was all confused and shit. haha
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              I'm with you...although I'm not quitting one of the most addictive substances known to man. I'm fucking cranky after being up all night with a baby throwing up...no sleep = angry B...Here's to birth control!
              Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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              • #8
                I'm going to punch your baby in the face.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  Go to your cave. Find your power animal. Then kick the shit out of it. Fewer legal consequences that way.
                  Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                  Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                  POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                  • #10
                    I just want to sleep. That's the easiest way. But noooo, I'm stuck here at work with a bunch of goddamn morons and someone is about to get some shit laid on them.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #11
                      edited.
                      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                      • #12
                        Paint some eyes on your eyelids, put on some headphones and take a nap.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Rob View Post
                          I'm going to punch your baby in the face.
                          this would have been funnier after scott claimed his wife was going into labor during l4d.
                          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                          • #14
                            I liked the first one better
                            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                            • #15
                              I cannot wait until Lesley tries to quit. It's going to be a living hell in our apt for like 3 days.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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