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  • #1

    He should have watched Dexter...

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=666705

    A philandering husband allegedly strangled his wife to death, smeared her in peanut butter and dumped her body in a ditch hoping wild animals would devour the evidence, a report claims.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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    Should have used jelly
    "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

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    • #3
      He would have but the whole problem was that when she made his PB&J sandwiches, she don't use jelly.

      Ugh, that one's a stretch. I'm sorry.

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