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  • #1

    What would Jesus play?

    http://www.joystiq.com/2008/11/17/be...raise-trailer/

    Holy shit. As I'm not religious at all, I'd hope Jesus would be cool enough to rock out to some ACDC or even some Ratt instead of the shit on this game. Although, I need to check out the band Family Force 5. With a name like that, they have to be rocking...right? RIGHT!??!? That commercial makes me weep for the kids that get this thanks to their stupid fucking parents.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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    Wow, I loved the whole tutorial... no need for any further instructions.
    "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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      So it's just going to be a bunch of Jars of Clay and DC Talk in game-form.

      I just threw up in my mouth a little.

      And here I thought Jesus was a Street Fighter fan...

      (You know when he starts Jesus Juicing, he's a spitting image of Zangief)
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #4
        Haaa.... I remember Jars Of Clay, I was like what the fuck when I found out they where a christian band trying to infiltrate the radio stations.
        "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

        "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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        • #5
          Sheep in wolves clothing.

          Douchecans they were. Talking like Yoda I am. Stopping now I will be.
          Me quick one want slow

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